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Styxx
11-10-2004, 08:35 AM
Yeah Yeah Yeah. I know, it's another American holiday, probably the only one that makes gluttony a patriotic duty. But, hey ... it's time for some jokes any way!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

A geek's list of thanks :D

1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!

2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!

3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!

4. Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!

5. Be thankful your server isn't down!

6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse!

7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!

8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound!

9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isn't 72!

10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection!

11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!
Aziraphal
11-10-2004, 11:59 AM
That presidential pardon for a single turkey thing always makes me LOL so again, truth is stranger than fiction ;)
ixm
11-10-2004, 12:01 PM
Hah. :D
fmfgs
11-10-2004, 04:56 PM
Letter to Bush

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP for help.

The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:

"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down"
Garritan
11-10-2004, 05:13 PM
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumstyxx

April showers bring May flowers,
what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

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