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Karl Garrett
04-15-2005, 07:12 PM
My wife is teaching her class about Haikus. So at dinner tonight I got the idea of seeing how many Haikus this forum might come up with about GPO.

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. It has only three lines that don't rhyme. The first line has five syllables, the second has seven and the third has five again. So there be seventeen syllables in all (Styxx is getting to me). :D It is said that one should avoid similes and metaphors and retain Japanese values of lightness, simplicity, openness, and depth.

Anyone care to join me in seeing how creative we can be? To start the ball rolling, I'll submit this one.

Restless soul, so lost
In maze of lifeless samples.
Then came G. P. O.

Karl

jmc
04-15-2005, 08:35 PM
Controllers amaze
me. Wish my brain was as well
programmed. Lots to learn.

RobbinsEgg
04-16-2005, 12:14 AM
never so happy?
confused at times, am I sure?
could I be Yoda?

(sorry, not really GPO related, it just came out, whaddya gonna do?)
(again, sorry, it's late, I'm tired)

I'm worn, I'm woosy,
GPO tired me but good
On to sleep and dreams

(any better?)

:D

SeanHannifin
04-16-2005, 12:29 AM
My dream has been to
compose music like gods and
post as much as Styxx

:)

FredProgGH
04-16-2005, 01:59 AM
Fingers follow mind
GPO follows fingers
Mind follows music

Hardy Heern
04-16-2005, 02:29 AM
Fantastic inventive idea Karl. I love Haiku but haven't thought about them for years since I first came across them during my children's schooling! (and had a go myself!http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif )

I hope you don't mind if I join in....

Marvellous moments
Creative, despair and joy
GPO delights

Thanks for this http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

Frank

SeanHannifin
04-16-2005, 03:04 AM
We shall never know
the forgotten melodies
written long ago

Though we write today
Remember that no music
doth last forever

:eek:

Writing these Haikus
is so very addicting
I hope mine are good

:D

A_Sapp
04-16-2005, 03:20 AM
Nutty men you are,

Coming up with these haikus,

For a library.



- Aaron 4:16:05

SeanHannifin
04-16-2005, 03:29 AM
I did not know that
I was writing a Haiku
when I made this post

SeanHannifin
04-16-2005, 03:31 AM
Do you believe that
we could communicate while
writing just like this?

Jonny Lost
04-16-2005, 05:35 AM
Y'all sound like a bunch of Williams Shattner's! :D

Jonny

bmonroney
04-16-2005, 06:05 AM
GPO newbie
despairs - key press brings silence
mod wheel, your friend

Several years ago, MOTU posted a section on their website with tech-support haikus for Performer / Digital Performer; I thought it was a brilliant way to present technical tips and advice. I just checked it appears that MOTU has removed the haikus.

Hardy Heern
04-16-2005, 07:11 AM
GPO newbie
despairs - key press brings silence
mod wheel, your friend



Excellent!! http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

Frank

Larry G. Alexander
04-16-2005, 09:45 AM
One, two, three, four, five...

six, seven, eight, nine, ten, e-...

leven, twelve, thirteen. http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif



Haikus be easy. http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/icons/icon12.gif

LGA

Garritan
04-16-2005, 09:56 AM
Nutty men you are,

Coming up with these haikus,

For a library.

Nice Haiku Aaron! http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

ailteoir
04-16-2005, 10:09 AM
Garry Garritan
Produces sample libraries
Of high quality

Hardy Heern
04-16-2005, 11:08 AM
Nice Haiku Aaron! http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

Nutty men you are,
Coming up with these haikus,
For a library.


OK, it's clever,
however, it's a sentence,
it's just not haiku!


I just thought you ought to know!

Frank

Garritan
04-16-2005, 11:12 AM
OK, it's clever,
however, it's a sentence,
it's just not haiku!

I just thought you ought to know!



I know now Hardy.
Just being facetious http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
I like your haiku

FredProgGH
04-16-2005, 11:17 AM
Virtual section
Of strings- 12 all different
Yet with one voice sing

(oops, got a rhyme in spite of myself) :D

Hardy Heern
04-16-2005, 11:18 AM
I know now Hardy.
Just being facetious :D
I like your haiku

" I know now Hardy.
Just being facetious :D
I like your haiku"

Nice try Gary but you missed a line and you've got the wrong number of syllables as well. Don't give up though....give it another try!:D :D

I was also being facetious... but I still thought it was good!http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

Frank

PS You ought to be catching up on your sleep anyway!

DPDAN
04-16-2005, 03:06 PM
Gigaharp was first,
Orchestral strings was second
then came GPO


dp

jmc
04-16-2005, 06:19 PM
Y'all sound like a bunch of Williams Shattner's!

That made me laugh! Because I was thinking the exact same thing!

GPO can save
you from a credit limit
overextension.

GPO Advanced...
I want it! I want it! I
want it! I want it!

Gary made some new
great products. I can't wait to
spend my tax return.

SeanHannifin
04-16-2005, 06:30 PM
The alphabet Haikus!

A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q

R S T U V
W X Y and Z
Now I am all done

joaz
04-16-2005, 07:41 PM
Soul was in slumber,
G P O spoke of dawning,
A new world was born.

regards

FredProgGH
04-16-2005, 08:52 PM
Wow, what an insight. Haiku is the secret to Shatnerspeak.

Markleford
04-16-2005, 09:12 PM
Articulations
Continuous controllers
Expression unleashed

- m

epexegenesis
04-16-2005, 11:35 PM
Can't load much at once.
My computer needs more RAM.
GPO still rocks.

RobbinsEgg
04-17-2005, 12:32 AM
Grant People Options
Give a Performance extrOard
Garner Public Opinion

FredProgGH
04-17-2005, 01:22 AM
Can't load much at once.
My computer needs more RAM.
GPO still rocks.

That seems to encapsulate a healthy zen outlook :D

SeanHannifin
04-17-2005, 01:25 AM
Some of these Haikus
are not really very good
but let's keep writing!