How Long Will You Live?

[Garritan]

I ran across this site where you answer some questions and it tells you how long you will live:

http://www.blogthings.com/whatagewillyoudiequiz/

According to the site I am supposed to live until the ripe age of 88.

How Long will You Live? http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Alan Lastufka]

My results:


You Will Die at Age 70
70
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

[etLux]

Gosh, this is just terrible.

Apparently I died three years ago, and no one bothered to tell me.

I just knew some of those pieces I've written lately weren't as "lively" as they used to be...

etLux
www.DavidSosnowski.com
.

[Brian2112]

You Will Die at Age 5858
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle

Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits.



Super Wild!!!!

...2112http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Richard N.]

Brian - SNAP! - 58 is my limit.

Just another 20 years to go!

[Stephanie Pray]

64. Not too bad I guess :(

[etLux]

Quick.

Everybody get a dog.

etLux
www.DavidSosnowski.com
.

[JonFairhurst]

The gig is up.
You're still alive???
If you don't have life insurance already, go shopping for some...

Actually, I got 82. My grandfather smoked since he was nine and lived until 78. My grandmother and her sisters all made it into their 90s. None had dogs. I'll be here for a while...

-JF

[SeanHannifin]

Oh darn . . . 67 . . . that's not what the wigi board said, though, so something seems fishy . . .

Hey, I got a 97 when I entered everything that sounded good . . . :p

[OHNO]

The site says 88.
HA! My doctor says otherwise! :rolleyes:

[cptexas]

85
COOL!!
I get to be OLD!! :D :p

-Chris

[brasspig]

73 for me. Putting life into perspective. . . I better start writing more music! :)

Brasspig

[Larry G. Alexander]

This website says that I will croak at age sixty-four. I have already lived seven years past their estimate.

This obviously is unscientific and I...gasp...choke...wheeze...cough...cough...pant.. .gurgle...

[etLux]

This website says that I will croak at age sixty-four. I have already lived seven years past their estimate.

This obviously is unscientific and I...gasp...choke...wheeze...cough...cough...pant.. .gurgle...
{THWACK!} [Belts Larry in the slats to get him going again.]

Come on, Larry, don't keel over now.

We gotta get another hundred pieces out of ya before you get to croak on us.

etLux
www.DavidSosnowski.com
.

[wes37]

94! How'd I get so lucky?

[etLux]

94! How'd I get so lucky?
Wow. You must have a whole fleet of dogs... there's no other possible explanation.

etLux
www.DavidSosnowski.com
.

[Styxx]

I will die at the "ripe" old age or 82. RIPE! What's that supposed to insinuate? Something like, "man, he smells so "ripe"! Or, "Hey, when was the last time someone changed that "ripe" old man?:eek: Hey, I don't want to be "ripe" at an old age. When I was a kid that described an old guy wearing way too much Old Spice!:D
Anyway, go back and try answering all the questions negatively then positively and see what you get.
My scores -
all positive answers = 79
all negative answers = 61

By the way, number 14 seems to be out of place for a person married. For a single person practicing safe or not is a matter of choice. For a married couple it's whether they have at all!:D

[FredProgGH]

61

I also assume I will die approximately 45 minutes before I would have met the woman I had actually been looking for all these years. I believe Douglas Adams was right about the general level of perversity in the universe :D

[Jerry W.]

I guess I will be living till I am
73
hmm - hopefully not a broken shell of a man whimpering gibberish in the fetal position. :) ha ha.

JK

I know this is just for fun - but I do hope I live that long.

Jerry :)

[fictionmusic]

"You Will Die at Age 70
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. "

Wow. I don't mind dying at 70 but I take offence at that average crack. Time to give away my dog.

[FredProgGH]

"You Will Die at Age 70
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. "

Wow. I don't mind dying at 70 but I take offence at that average crack. Time to give away my dog.


Just buy a Lamborghini when the midlife crises hits- that ought to do it.

[UNIX_GURU]

You Will Die at Age 55

Hmmm, so much for waiting till 50 to have a mid-life crisis. :(

[rwayland]

Just buy a Lamborghini when the midlife crises hits- that ought to do it.

Well, I seem to have just experienced a mid-life crisis at age 73, but I can't afford a Lamborghini. Would a Honda suffice?

Richard

[Francesco]

67...
GHUSH! My grandma has now 96...I use to call her "HIGHLANDER-there will be only one".

now I'm 33, so I got only 34 left. so I'm in the middle....I've to be hurry!

Francesco

[Hardy Heern]

YOU MEAN WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!???

WHAT A WAY TO BREAK THE NEWS....JEEEZ!!

Frank

[Larry G. Alexander]

Frank,

Old Brits never die. They just smell that way.

Hahahahahahahahaha http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif Choke...splutter...gag...clunk... http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/icons/icon9.gif

[Laurent JUILLET]

76
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

Not too bad!! :D

[FredProgGH]

Well, I seem to have just experienced a mid-life crisis at age 73, but I can't afford a Lamborghini. Would a Honda suffice?

Richard
Boy, I don't know. Maybe a Karmann Ghia?? :D

[Coriolano]

You Will Die at Age

82

Congratulations! You take good care of yourself. You're poised to live a long, healthy life.

:eek:
Not bad... not bad.. ;)

[LFO]

85?????!!!!
That is five more years than I want! Time to start gaining weight, drinking and killing my dog! ;)

-LFO

[Joseph Burrell]

You Will Die at Age 73
73

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well

Not accurate at all, I fear. I'm actually scheduled to die in 6 years at the ripe old age of 30.

[danpowers]

OK, I just took the test. The results were unexpected. Apparently I died in 1832.

[Styxx]

Does it take in account ex's and the stresses there of?:D

[lukpcn]

You Will Die at Age 73 :eek:

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

lol

[Fabio]

I'm quite stressed and overweight. I don't have a dog. I drink (...of course...) more than 3 drinks per week. I don't my daily exercise.

But the SW say I will die anyway between 79 and 82 (the variation comes from what you consider meditation, then I try with and without...;-))

Probably to be optimist considering my relationship good and me lucky makes it different...

I REALLY HOPE IT'S TRUE, but only if I will have the chance to be enough healthy to understand and use the wonderful musical software and equipment of the future...and to follow the concerts of my daughter...(ok, she's only 4years old, but maybe in the future...;-)

... the oldman life may be so annoying if only pains and doctors will fill it... :(

[JohnnyP]

79

Ok I can live with it.

Jonathan

[rwayland]

Re-took the test, and fibbed a bit.

"You'll Live To Be 105 YEARS OLD!"

No more drinking or speeding for me! I've learned my lesson.

Ern ;)

Well, I don't drink, not on moral grounds, or principles, I just don't like it. As for speeding, my children would not believe me if I said I got a speeding ticket.

But concerning longevity, I always consider the advice of Bertrand Russell

"The best way to live a long life is to choose your ancestors carefully".

This, I seem to have done.

Richard

[SeanHannifin]

Well . . . long lives and good lives are not always synonymous :)

[SeanHannifin]

I've been awake since noon on Sunday! :eek: Am I going to die from not getting any sleep from staying up doing all this homework that I want to cry about? I know I'm just going to crash when we watch Shakespeare today in class . . .

[Alexcremers]

You Will Die at Age

82

Congratulations! You take good care of yourself. You're poised to live a long, healthy life.

:eek:
Not bad... not bad.. ;)

I got the same answer.

[Lougheed]

My grandmother lived to be 92....



My Grandmother lived to 106!

[Hardy Heern]

If my father had been living now, he'd be 106! Beat that!

Frank

[SeanHannifin]

If my great great great great great great great grandfather was still alive, he'd be . . . really old.

[cptexas]

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WHEW!! :eek:


grandfather were alive he'd be 5471523 and a half!!

Beat that!! :p

[Shazbot]

It said that I'll die at 82. Strangely, it also added the date... January 13, 2052. :eek:

[SeanHannifin]

Well, if my great great blah blah blah
Actually, I think that's a bit too far back . . . humans didn't exist, so the family member you're referring to was probably some kind of fish.

[rikp]

91! But will I still be able to lift a saxophone up to my face?

Peace

Rik

[rikp]

91! But will I still be able to lift a saxophone up to my face? And will there be any jazz gigs? Oh wait, there are no jazz gigs now!

Peace

Rik

[cptexas]

Actually, I think that's a bit too far back . . . humans didn't exist, so the family member you're referring to was probably some kind of fish.
YUP!!
Everyone says that he was ten feet long, but I know it's just another exageration. The fish just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger over the years. :p

-Chris

[southportJim]

Actually, I think that's a bit too far back . . . humans didn't exist, so the family member you're referring to was probably some kind of fish.

Actually that's only 1,367 generations...if you use 25 years as an average for a generation (i.e. before it reproduces) then it's something like 34,175 years ago. Not that long ago in the overall scheme...in fact, people just like us were already headed out of Africa and into Europe and Asia, had already started making drawings in caves, had picked up the art of making flutes from Neanderthals and were starting to have cross-species jam sessions that would last for the next seven thousand years. ;-)

So you'll have to type a few more hundred thousand "great"s to get back to CP's fish ancestors!

Check it out:
Timeline=> http://www.fsmitha.com/timeline.html
In Europe/Cave Art=> http://people.montana.com/~lakotawolf/history.htm
Flute=> http://people.montana.com/~lakotawolf/history.htm

Humankind had done a lot by then...but they DIDN'T have GPO!
;-)

...sorry, it's a slow day at work (after a day-and-a-half dealing with crashing Primary Domain Controllers).
jim

[Styxx]

91! But will I still be able to lift a saxophone up to my face? And will there be any jazz gigs? Oh wait, there are no jazz gigs now!

Peace

Rik
By then they'll have "Auto Sax"! Gigs, What's that?

[SeanHannifin]

Actually that's only 1,367 generations...if you use 25 years as an average for a generation (i.e. before it reproduces) then it's something like 34,175 years ago.
Aw, I stand corrected! :D :D :D

[SteveHanlon]

I got 91.

The life line in my palm seems to be more clear now too. Actually no joking either. There was a time (college days) when my life line was very vague and disappearing as it crept towards my palm.