OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

[Garritan]

This is one of the best ads I've seen. As reported in the Atlanta Journal:

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting..."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about man's best friend - an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Stephanie Pray]

That's so cute :) I hope she found a nice home!! :)

[Nickie Fønshauge]

Love it. Woof! :D

[cptexas]

ROFLOL!! :D :D

That's GREAT!!!!! :D :D :D

[SeanHannifin]

:D :D Brilliant!

[FredProgGH]

That's great. Though I notice they left out the part that talks about her potentially weeing on the carpet. :D

[newmewzikboy]

Oh man....i wanna puppy....so bad....

[Styxx]

I have a house with four children, a wife and when I get home from work the first to greet me at the door is my Golden Lab perppydirgs! :D

[Nickie Fønshauge]

Maybe your wife and kids would wag their tails too, if you caressed them gently behind the ears and took them out for long walks in the wilderness. :D

[danpowers]

I'm going to go hug my dogs now.

[newmewzikboy]

I believe I might just give up all my DAWs, Sample Computers, and GPO for a Golden Retriever puppy...

[cptexas]

I believe I might just give up all my DAWs, Sample Computers, and GPO for a Golden Retriever puppy...
WHAT??? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND????? :D

[Styxx]

I believe I might just give up all my DAWs, Sample Computers, and GPO for a Golden Retriever puppy...Not until you complete your first demo! You owe that much to us at the least. Then, go get a Golden! :D

[Jerry W.]

Gary,

That was so cute. I love those kinds of things where you are led to believe one thing because of your own assumptions, and it turns out to be something totally different!

:)

Jerry

[newmewzikboy]

Why bother? I want a demo puppy. Demo puppy = girls...

[Jerry W.]

I believe I might just give up all my DAWs, Sample Computers, and GPO for a Golden Retriever puppy...

I can get you one really quick if you wanna trade! :D

Jerry :)

[Christopher Duncan]

Bow wow wow yippie-o yippie-a... :)

[FredProgGH]

Now if they can get THIS DOG (http://www.marinij.com/california/ci_2837148) some action they're really good. :D

[Stephanie Pray]

Are you sure that's a dog? :eek: Yikes!!

[Houston Haynes]

That ad sounds OK - until you take her for a walk in the park on your first date and she stops to lick herself right in front of everyone...

:|:

[porieux]

I'm not sure what the point of that ad would be since it's so misleading.