Morning!

[Styxx]

Getting up at 5 am EST is getting to be sooooooooooo hard particularly with the cold weather starting.
Joke time -
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

May not be the best but at being half awake it was all I could think of. Better one later!

[Karl Garrett]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. :D:D:D :|: :n:

Karl

[Styxx]

Funny Quotes

"Smoking kills, and if you''re killed, you''ve lost a very important part of your life.!
-Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields

"The police are not here to create disorder, they''re here to preserve disorder!
-Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention

"If you''ve seen one Redwood tree, you''ve seen them all!
-Forestry expert Ronald Reagan

"Traditionally, most of Australia''s imports come from overseas"
-Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it''s only the people that make them unsafe"
-Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo :D

[southportJim]

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. :D:D:D :|: :n:

Karl

ROFLOL...Karl, that's WAY too much!
;-0

[Styxx]

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
-Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

"We''re going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"I''m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.!
-Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.!
-Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge

"It''s like deja vu all over again.!
-Yogi Berra

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese"
-Former French President Charles De Gaulle

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I''m just the one to do it.!
-A congressional candidate in Texas