Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

[Garritan]

With the holdiays rapidly approaching are you stumped as to what to give that special someone?

A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the RSS feed enthusiasts out there. A new personal news delivery system or a TT Printer for the Person Who Has Everything.

"The 'rsstroom reader (http://www.djspyhunter.com/teapot/2005/12/rsstroom-reader-toilet-paper-printer.html)' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again!"

Talk about crappy news these days! ;) :D



http://www.djspyhunter.com/teapot/uploaded_images/rsstroom_reader_restroom-761230.jpg



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[southportJim]

ROFLOL...where do you find this stuff?

Actually, this one has possibilities! Maybe we can hook it up to an algorithmic compoisiton program and get it to print on manuscript paper!

;-)

[thesoundsmith]

Just connect to the Fox News feed (all the lies that's fit to scare you with) and you can scare the s**t out of yourself...:D

[SeanHannifin]

The news sure would get dirty . . .

[FredProgGH]

That's actually brilliant. After all, you're gonna flush the paper anyway so this way you're dual-purposing it and saving some other paper you were gonna trash after you had looked at it. No serious tree-hugger should be able to live with themselves if they don't use this.

[Quasar]

It's not all that crazy. I know that when I'm engaged in this sort of- um- "business" I definitely want wireless connectivity, as electrical wiring and septic water do not safely mix.

I dont know about random mode, though. That's kind of scary. :p

[valhalx]

Suppose you're someone who prefers fiction on the crapper. How many rolls of TP would War and Peace require? Hmmm.

[SeanHannifin]

Seems like all the money you spend on ink cartridge replacement would just go down the drain . . .

[Christopher Duncan]

Well, I'm figuring this company will certainly clean up...

[Styxx]

Hmm, I wonder if it could print "Wipe Out"? :D