Ezz Joke, yes? No? Yes!

[Styxx]

The Dentist.

A GUY AND A GIRL MEET AT A BAR. THEY GET ALONG SO WELL THAT THEY
DECIDE TO GO TO THE GIRL'S PLACE.

A FEW DRINKS LATER, THE GUY TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND THEN WASHES
HIS HANDS.

HE THEN TAKES OFF HIS TROUSERS AND WASHES HIS HANDS AGAIN. THE
GIRL HAS BEEN WATCHING HIM AND SAYS, "YOU MUST BE A DENTIST."

THE GUY, SURPRISED, SAYS, "YES, HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?"

EASY", SHE REPLIED, "YOU KEEP WASHING YOUR HANDS."

ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND THEY MAKE LOVE. AFTER THEY ARE
DONE, THE GIRL SAYS, "YOU MUST BE A GOOD DENTIST."

THE GUY, NOW WITH A BOOSTED EGO, SAYS, "SURE, I AM A GOOD
DENTIST. HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

THE GIRL REPLIES..... "DIDN'T FEEL A THING." :D

[SeanHannifin]

ooooooooo... :samurai:

:D :D :D

[RichR]

ooooh! LOL
:p :)

[thesoundsmith]

Re: Ezz Joke, yes? No? Yes!No, ezz not...

:D

[Styxx]

Some Crazy Valentine's Day One-Liners:

“Did I tell you about that wonderful beaded dress I almost bought for you ? But then I thought you’ll look great without it, just the same.”

“This restaurant’s terrible, but it was the only place offering 50% off on Valentine's Day dinner, so I had to bring you here.”

“I know you don’t eat stuff with faces, that’s why I ordered turkey legs.”

“It’s been much better ever since I accepted that my Valentine's Day dates would never be smart.”

“My ex and I came here for our first date. Isn’t that nostalgic ?”

“Weren’t you the geekiest person in college ? How did you do a makeover ?”

“Oh ! You’re having that ? Excuse me, got to run to the ATM.”

“Thank god I listened to my friends, or else I would never have called you back.”

[RichR]

HaHaHa:D HaHaHa:) :eek:

The divorce papers would be in my hands by the time I finished saying any one of those lines!:) :) :)

[fastlane]

I'm going to my dentist tomorrow for a check up but I don't think i'll be telling HER that one.

She's actually a pretty attractive maybe still single person but has three young children and is a type A person. There's also a new very cute blonde female dentist in the same complex.

What's next! A Hooter's dentist office?

They'll need put a suction tube in you mouth as soon as you walk through the door!:D