Get ready ...

[Styxx]

I feel change is upon us. Like, like, yes! It's coming soon! ;) :confused: :) :D :cool:

[C J Pro]

Does it have anything to do with tax refund checks, net neutrality battles, commercial remote freezing? Or better, does it have to do with the release of GPOA? If it has to do with GPOA, then things are really gonna change into a brighter environment around here. You all will be purchasing and using that while I'm still waiting to get myself a copy of JABB (if I keep putting that off like the past couple of weeks...or months).

[Styxx]

It has to do with how you feel now and later. ;)

[SeanHannifin]

I know that after I finish and turn in this 10-page paper I'm working on, I'll feel pretty darn good. :D

[Garritan]

I feel change is upon us. Like, like, yes! It's coming soon! ;) :confused: :) :D :cool:Change is coming.:) It seems like a lull before a storm... I can feel it.:D :cool:

[C J Pro]

What, you getting a storm out there right now? We just finished up with the last one here and it looks like more is coming in. Oh wait, that was a simile... Well then, let's hope that it's the good kind of storm, not the "Oh my god! It's a tornado! Run for your lives!" kind.

[etLux]

Change is coming.
It seems like a lull before a storm... I can feel it

Swami Sosnowski Predicts:
The New World Order Is Almost Upon Us!
http://codefoot.com/christmas/swami_sosnowski.jpg

Yes, yes, it's true.

Some of the changes I foresee:

Orcas Island will be the new world capital. Government will
be managed by whomever shows up; but not without checking
with the Garritan forum and having a poll.

Global Warming will end, other than in cold places that really
need it. The new Garritan Atmospheric Samples (GAS) will
permanently end the problem. The same set of samples will
also cure the scourge of flatulence, worldwide.

The Middle East problem will be resolved by moving it to the
Lower East Side. Garritan JABB extreme trumpet samples
will be played continuously til they all get along with each
other. (Tom will prepare the mp3's.)

The new unit of currency will be the Garritan Dollar, backed by
bank vaults full of GPO samples. Garritan Dollars will be
accepted everywhere but Buffalo, NY, which will also be
moved to the Lower East Side.

Gasoline prices will plummet to a nickel a gallon, as Hugo
Chavez takes up composing with GPOA, and gives Venezuela's
oil to the world, free. This will not occur until GPOA is
released in 2012, however.

Out-of-work former US politicians will be forced to labor on
Orcas Island, digging the hole for Gary's giant fish pond
project. With their experience shoveling **** at us, the
project will be completed in record time.

And finally, musicians everywhere will be guaranteed full
employment at excellent wages. Even the viola players.

Yours in psychic wonder,


Swami Sosnowski
www.DavidSosnowski.com
.

[Garritan]

Swami, That is too funny! :D



Swami Sosnowski sees all! :cool:

Swami Sosnowski knows all! :rolleyes:

And Swami Sosnowski can dance! :eek:

garritan.com/video/disco-swami.swf

[joaz]

Swami do be funky.

[JonFairhurst]

Styxx,

You're wrong. All change has now ceased. The universe is now static. Everything that is shall persist for eternity.

Oh, wait. Check that. New memo. The policy above has been changed... :)

-JF

[C J Pro]

Darn you Gary, I came on here and thought that some weird popup appeared. Accidentally closed this window looking for it. Drove me insane.

[etLux]

Swami Sosnowski sees all! :cool:
Swami Sosnowski knows all! :rolleyes:
And Swami Sosnowski can dance! :eek:



garritan.com/video/disco-swami.swf

Alas, yes, it's all true. Gary has ratted me out still again.

Throughout the Great Disco Age Of Mankind, I was one
of the world leaders in "Disco Whammy" -- the psychic art
of changing the world by jumping around in polyester and
farting copiously at every opportunity (listen to the news-
reel footage provided by Gary above).

Renowned for my flatulatory skill and excellence, I was sought
out by millions of adoring women around the world!

It was all too much.

Finally, I was forced to have drastic surgery to change my
appearance -- in order to escape the onslaught of feminine
adulation.

And that, my dear friends, is how I came to be as you know
me today...

http://www.garritan.com/pictures/etlux-Marcellina.jpg

David
www.DavidSosnowski.com
.

[Styxx]

Makes ya think, eh?;)

[SeanHannifin]

David, nothing personal, but I think your biography will just be too much for me... :D

I think the flash animation needs a stop(); :D :D :D

Y'all are hilarious... :D

[C J Pro]

I think it needs something more like a boolean statement such as bool JaneStopThisCrazyThing = true;

[etLux]

David, nothing personal, but I think your biography will just be too much for me...

Interesting that you should bring that up. I'm proud
to announce that the first volume of my autobiography:

So Much Gas, So Little Time

will be published by Houghton-Mifflin this autumn.

David
www.DavidSosnowski.com

Assuming I can come up with the bribe money...
.

[DPDAN]

So Much Gas, So Little Time

oh too funny Gary you kill me ha ha ha ha :D