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Styxx
05-01-2006, 11:34 AM
Two guys have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at
death's door. They suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a small
tree in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the
tree is draped with strips upon strips of bacon. There's smoked
bacon, crispy bacon, nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.

"Look Paul," says the first man. "It's a bacon tree!"

"You're right!" says Paul. "We're saved!"

Paul doesn't wait another second. He runs up to the tree,
salivating at the prospect of food. But just as he gets to
within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun
fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend
quickly drops to the sand and calls across to the dying Paul,
"What happened?"

With his dying breath, Paul calls back: "Run! It's not a Bacon
Tree after all. It's a ham bush!" :D:D

Styxx
05-01-2006, 11:37 AM
This is creepy!
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Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the
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Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers
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Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in
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Look at you palm very closely and notice the lines in
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Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the
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.. Of course not....... .Now smack yourself in the
head, get a life, and quit playing stupid e-mail games! :D

C J Pro
05-01-2006, 01:50 PM
First One; Oh no, puns. Bad pun at that.
Second One: I recieve that on MySpace too often...and don't yell at me for having a myspace. My friend talked me into it.

JonFairhurst
05-01-2006, 02:46 PM
Did you hear about the cook who makes Irish Chile? He uses exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in each batch, and not one more. "Why?", you ask.

[In your best Irish accent:] 'Cause, Laddy, if ya added one mar bean, it would be two-farty. :D

-JF

SeanHannifin
05-01-2006, 03:08 PM
:D :D :D I thought them funny... :D