Styxx
05-01-2006, 11:34 AM
Two guys have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at
death's door. They suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a small
tree in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the
tree is draped with strips upon strips of bacon. There's smoked
bacon, crispy bacon, nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.
"Look Paul," says the first man. "It's a bacon tree!"
"You're right!" says Paul. "We're saved!"
Paul doesn't wait another second. He runs up to the tree,
salivating at the prospect of food. But just as he gets to
within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun
fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend
quickly drops to the sand and calls across to the dying Paul,
"What happened?"
With his dying breath, Paul calls back: "Run! It's not a Bacon
Tree after all. It's a ham bush!" :D:D
death's door. They suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a small
tree in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the
tree is draped with strips upon strips of bacon. There's smoked
bacon, crispy bacon, nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.
"Look Paul," says the first man. "It's a bacon tree!"
"You're right!" says Paul. "We're saved!"
Paul doesn't wait another second. He runs up to the tree,
salivating at the prospect of food. But just as he gets to
within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun
fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend
quickly drops to the sand and calls across to the dying Paul,
"What happened?"
With his dying breath, Paul calls back: "Run! It's not a Bacon
Tree after all. It's a ham bush!" :D:D