Ebay Special: Mojo Anointing Oil for Instruments

[Garritan]

On EBAY (http://cgi.ebay.com/Blues-GUITAR-MOJO-anointing-OIL-Voodoo-SRV-Luck-%20Magic_W0QQitemZ7417865009QQcategoryZ47069QQrdZ1 QQc%3Cbr%20/%3EmdZViewItem) you can bid on this MOJO anointing OIL Voodoo SRV Luck Magic!

TRIPLE POWERED ANOINTING OIL BLEND. To “Re-Charge” your mojo hand, use this specially blended, triple-powered anointing oil. Anoint your beloved guitar, or any instrument for that matter, before performing. Anoint your hands with a bit of this oil before gambling. Anoint your wallet, checkbook, etc. …It SMELLS GREAT too!"

Testimonials:

"I bought some of your "mojo" and put it on my daughter's bass guitar strings. She had no idea I did this. She came home today and said how well she played in jazz band. This stuff is great! Thanks again!”".00 in a Wheel-of-Fortune machine......I won $1000.00 from $6.00 spent !! ... Joe."
"..Wow! Caught 11 big salmons just after I got it!! Works like a charm"
"...My Mojo is in gear!"
"...Now I know how good Austin Powers felt when he got HIS mojo back!! "
"We use only the finest, most expensive components & curios. Your Triple Powered Anointing Oil will be blessed just for YOU, and is reputed to:

…Bring material wealth in a hurry
…Break hexes
…Attract love
…Increase the power of charms
…When engaged in contests of will, help you triumph over your opponent!

Only $7.99 and you can be the first bidder. :eek:

[Brian2112]

…Bring material wealth in a hurry

…Break hexes
…Attract love
…Increase the power of charms
…When engaged in contests of will, help you triumph over your opponent!




...Set Brian2112 on fire!:eek:

If I see one bid, I know it's David. O.K. - I'm living in fear!:eek:

David, I can't afford a bidding war over this, but I have to out-bid you to protect myself! Where's my Credit Card?:( :D


...2112:D

[etLux]

...Set Brian2112 on fire!:eek:

If I see one bid, I know it's David. O.K. - I'm living in fear!:eek:

David, I can't afford a bidding war over this, but I have to out-bid you to protect myself! Where's my Credit Card?:( :D


...2112:D

Heh-heh.

Who do you think it is who is selling this?

David
www.DavidSosnowski.com

Entrapment A Specialty
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[dynamix]

I'd pay eight bucks if they included a poster of the super hype e-bay presentation they put together! It would be better to have than the actual oil!

[chmara]

How would you annoint a CPU?

[etLux]

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