More Fun Stuff: Photo Caption

[Garritan]

Add your humorous or witty comment for the picture below:



http://home.snafu.de/maubrey/images/peacock.jpg



I'll tell you what is is soon. ;)

[Larry G. Alexander]

"Doc, I woke up this morning with this strange growth. Can you help me?"

L.

[rpearl]

I'm laughing too hard to think of a caption - I mean, can you get any sillier than those people walking along that path??

[karvasika]

Considering the form, the other side is probably a giant butt and the man is moving it.

[karvasika]

...with feet....

[Dargason]

"Botticelli's The Birth of Venus, recreated by local performance artist Herbert Feingold."

http://www.diskussionsforen.ch/Orientierung/botticelli_venus.jpg

[wrayer]

Yes, I told you. Garittan wants a sample of a marching band for his upcoming Marching Band Sound Library.

[ALynn]

"I knew I shouldn't have gone to a veteranarian for jock itch..." :n: :eek:

[Leaf]

Apple announces release of the new iColosseum!



Is that thing a midi catcher for airplanes sounds, etc.?


and if I guessed it right do i win anything?

[RichM]

The next generation i-POD ....
the i-DIOT.

[Reegs]

A little too late, Mac realized he was wearing his giant pie shield inside out...

[C J Pro]

Introducing the new portable surround sound system! Now you can make it sound like an orchestra is following you at all times!

Warning, may cause insomnia, internal bleeding, nausea, rupture of eardrums, loss of bladder control, uncontrollable bowel movements. Low tones are not recommended for standard use as they may cause loss of internal organs and purging of the contents of the digestive system. Do not use if you are on pain killers, beefalo pills, viagra, or any popular form of laxatives. Back pain may result from improper use of the product. Use only with adult supervision. Do no operate heavy machinery while using. Do not drive while using under the age of 21. We are not responsable for any deaths that may come from the use of this product. If you are ridculed, it's your own fault for buying it in the first place. Purchasing this product may make you late on your next 15 years of house payments.

Limited supply availible! So call now!

[Drumroll]

"Did Jason wear his like this?"




OK - too many horror films for me...:eek:

[mmp]

"Speakers, get your red hot speakers here!" in the voice of a ballpark vendor.


MM

[Narator]

Anti-Terrorist unit. This time they are preventing Lamps bring brought into the planes. (maybe not funny)

And who says that the only sattelites are in the Earths orbit?

"high prestige, it came from Milano, the fashion for the 21st century. It incorporates UV protection with glamour. Only $139990" quickly call Paris hilton.

"if Madonna can do her crusifiction act, i can cruise in fiction"

[Narator]

Hahahahaha.. the next generation of I-POD is I-diot...good one..

well i would like to be this guy. Really. He is so mascular. He is like Ken from barbie generation.

that is why my version of upcoming Apple product is I-Doll. (it comes with a free sample of Midol, and free subscription for magazine Bridal, and it threatens to make all boyfriends suicidal, because of their broken capability to be idle)

for all hockey/music lovers- He was pusnished for double minor.(really dumb)

I aplogize, but i look at this as a creative exercise, battle of wits, and since i am foreign i need a lot of practise. The Second paragraph is not true. It is just an introduction to my naming game. OK, i do not like Ken!LOL

[fred Holmes]

Actually, this is the latest CIA-NSA covert listening device. A parabolic reflector wired with multiple-phased directed uni-directional condenser microphones feeding a class A triode (12ax7) amplifier feeding phase cancelling headphones allows the listener to precisely locate and select sound sources within a fifty mile radius. NOTE when the listener is hung from a stealth helicopter hovering at 425 feet the range is extended to 100 miles.

Also useful for listening to outdoor concerts from the back row or surrounding hills


Pre-orders now being taken
Fred

[jcbryson1]

(To be sung)

"I'm a lit-tle pea-cock short and stout..."


Jon

[BlueMax]

From Grease:
"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!"

[Mitch Manthe]

....and if you purchase one now, you'll get the next upgrade free of charge while supplies last.

[etLux]

Strange. Very strange. Looks like the fellow might
be some kind of mutation, having to protect, er,
well, whatever, between his shoulder blades like that.
And the size. Wow.

David
www.DavidSosnowski.com
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[GDG]

Add your humorous or witty comment for the picture below:



http://home.snafu.de/maubrey/images/peacock.jpg



I'll tell you what is is soon. ;)

I notice that he appears to be flipping off the photographer...

[GDG]

Add your humorous or witty comment for the picture below:



http://home.snafu.de/maubrey/images/peacock.jpg



I'll tell you what is is soon. ;)

"And so Ernie discovered that there was a job worse than standing on the street corner waving a Quizno's sign: he could have the audio equivalent, playing Kenny G at 120 dB, and be required to wear a tux as well."

[L0W]

The year is 1978 and Sony Engineers have not quite perfected their Walkman concept yet.

[Garritan]

The photo "AUDIO PEACOCKS" is from a site devoted to audio clothes (http://home.snafu.de/maubrey/).

AUDIO PEACOCKS is the most recent performance from Benoit Maubrey. These wearable electronic instruments are constructed from polycarbonat plexigalss material shaped into a peacock's fan-like plumage. The plexiglass surface is equipped with 16 loudspeakers (150 watts power), amplifiers, and rechargeable 12 volt batteries. The "audio-plumage" is highly directional and functions like an electroacoustic radar dish -- esthetically it has much in common with the way a peacock parades itself in front of the pea-hen (the audience). An Audio Peacock can either amplify its own electronic instrument and voice or receive sounds from outside sources via transmitter/receiver and disseminate them in a space by orienting his high-tech "plumage". Four Audio Peacock units can be acoustically choreographed as a mobile quadrophonic loudspeaker system.

Benoît Maubrey is a Berlin-based, Washington DC born artist who makes 'Audio Clothes'. Here is his, wearing his 'Audio Peacock': "These wearable electronic instruments are constructed from polycarbonat plexigalss material shaped into a peacock's fan-like plumage. The plexiglass surface is equipped with 16 loudspeakers (150 watts power), amplifiers, and rechargeable 12 volt batteries. The "audio-plumage" is highly directional and functions like an electroacoustic radar dish -- esthetically it has much in common with the way a peacock parades itself in front of the pea-hen (the audience). An Audio Peacock can either amplify its own electronic instrument and voice or receive sounds from outside sources via transmitter/receiver and disseminate them in a space by orienting his high-tech "plumage". Four Audio Peacock units can be acoustically choreographed as a mobile quadrophonic loudspeaker system."



Add your humorous or witty comment for the picture below:



http://home.snafu.de/maubrey/images/peacock.jpg



I'll tell you what is is soon. ;)

[Leaf]

Well, it probably should only be worn on non-windy days.

[GDG]

The photo "AUDIO PEACOCKS" is from a site devoted to audio clothes (http://home.snafu.de/maubrey/).

AUDIO PEACOCKS is the most recent performance from Benoit Maubrey. These wearable electronic instruments are constructed from polycarbonat plexigalss material shaped into a peacock's fan-like plumage. The plexiglass surface is equipped with 16 loudspeakers (150 watts power), amplifiers, and rechargeable 12 volt batteries. The "audio-plumage" is highly directional and functions like an electroacoustic radar dish -- esthetically it has much in common with the way a peacock parades itself in front of the pea-hen (the audience). An Audio Peacock can either amplify its own electronic instrument and voice or receive sounds from outside sources via transmitter/receiver and disseminate them in a space by orienting his high-tech "plumage". Four Audio Peacock units can be acoustically choreographed as a mobile quadrophonic loudspeaker system.


Betwen all the speakers, the batteries, and the fiberglass, that thing must weigh a ton! :wow:

I still want to know why he's flipping off the photographer... ;)

Grant

[Steve_Karl]

"...and if I lean back just a little I can pick up those broadcasts from Krypton ..."

[Skysaw]

Beware the woofer in tweeter's clothing!