Another Photo Caption Contest

[Garritan]

This one is dedicated to our resident banjo player - Tony!

Please provide a caption for this photograph:


http://www.garritan.com/images/bigbanjo.jpg

[Styxx]

This one is dedicated to our resident banjo player - Tony!

Please provide a caption for this photograph.

? :confused::D

[Reegs]

Paul Bunyan decided to take up the violin instead.

[jcbryson1]

"Well I come from Ala-ba-ma with a banjo on my....er....um, Truck"

[Styxx]

Ok, now there's the picture!
Boss, the banjo boss, the banjo! (Tatoo)

[Rhap2]

If it takes "two to tango," this picture proves it "takes three to banjo."

[Tony Monaghan]

Forget the caption, I want one!!!! )(~

[rbowser-]

From the book
"Photographic Studies of Neurosis"
by Sigmund Freud

caption to photo

"The woman on the left is suffering from a tragic case of Banjo envy."

[robh]

...and the woman on the right is just a cross-dresser.:D

Rob

[Mitch Manthe]

Ok now, you take the high note and I'll take the low note and...

[Tony Monaghan]

Ok now, you take the high note and I'll take the low note and... 10 characters long
)(~

[trentpmcd]

Circa 1920 - Disproving the statement “bigger is better”, the team from Texas loses the “Dueling Banjos” contest.

[rpearl]

"Just think, fellas: in 90 years there will be new-fangled thing called the Garritan Banjo, and the three of us will be able to go back to our day jobs instead of taking all our time just to play a C-major chord. On to the future!"

[Larry G. Alexander]

"Boys, we need to all be playin' the same tune for best results!"

Larry

[trentpmcd]

A demonstration of members of the Bells Njo family – the rare Bells Contra-ContraBassnjo and the more common Bells Alto Njo (AKA The Banjo).

[keithjfuller]

- Jimbo and his brothers didn't quite understand how they didn't make it into Tommy Dorsey's Big Band.

[Leaf]

Before "Honey I Shrunk the Kids," there was the 1938 classic "Oh Good Grief, I Accidentally Bloated Harry's Banjo, Now We Need Two More Players."

[Robert Elliott]

"A Cm9? Now that's a MAN'S chord!"

[Jaybee]

Where's Lester Flatt when you really need him? ~|

[LFO]

Hey Ma! Mine *is* bigger than yours!

-Kevin

[linwood]

"Well....thanks for coming out and we'll let you know when we decide."

[SeanHannifin]

"Aw man, I told the guy I was left-handed."

"Well, it's also a bass drum."

"I tell ya, fellows, this is the next big thing."

"Although banjo popularity is almost in the negatives, the banjo itself is up 300%"

"See? This is what it would be like to play the banjo if you were a squirrel."

"Ha ha ha! They can't break my banjo in half now!"

"Oh, no, I'm about to drop it... I need a strap."

"Ouch, the calluses!"

[conwaylemmon]

Honey, I shrunk the dorks....

[BenBotkin]

http://www.garritan.com/images/bigbanjo.jpg



Dueling banjos.

[BenBotkin]

http://www.garritan.com/images/bigbanjo.jpg



The three Banjoteers

Pizzicato, Tremolo, and Legato.

"All for one, one for all....."

[Dargason]

And this top string here plays what we call "the brown note"...

[Aziraphal]

The #1 herbal banjo enlargement pills on the market!

Produce stronger and longer-lasting solos!

Increase (audio) volume by 500%

:D

[EricWatkins]

Wow, that's the last time I store my viagra in the banjo case!

[Coriolano]

"Well guys, we did it: the giant size banjo. But... wait... darn, we forgot making giant size fingers!"

[chrisr]

"we're calling it... The Manjo!"

[rayzalaf]

She's using her husband's. He told her it was a big one?

[bmdaustin]

"Size does matter after all"

(looking left) "This is your banjo"
(looking right) "This is you banjo on Viagra"
"Any Questions?"

"If your banjo remains enlarged for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately."

[C J Pro]

This one is dedicated to our resident banjo player - Tony!

Please provide a caption for this photograph:


http://www.garritan.com/images/bigbanjo.jpg












Anything you can play, I can play lower.

"Get that bow away from this instrument. What does it look like, a cello?"

Setting a new low in redneck standards!

Setting a new low in music!

Can't hear it? If so, I just struck the largest string.

The ladder collapsed seconds later.

It sucks to be the guy on the ladder if the string popped.

I think it can be part of the orchestra! We'll just called it the...cello.

The Contrabanjo.

Quick, your mother-in-law is here! Play the brown note!

[GDG]

This one is dedicated to our resident banjo player - Tony!

Please provide a caption for this photograph:


http://www.garritan.com/images/bigbanjo.jpg




SAN FRANCISCO, April 18, 1906, at 5:12 AM, Henry J. Mercantile made his first and only public performance, attempting to play "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" on the subcontrabass banjo ...