Where's My Trombone?

[reberclark]

Where's my trombone?

http://www.thelocal.se/8748/20071010/

[etLux]

Amazing what a savoury tart can bring about.

[snorlax]

Amazing what a savoury tart can bring about.

Where's the strumpet with the trumpet who went to court for the tort(e)???

Too bad the trombone was recovered...the world would have been a better place had it stayed missing.
Had I known of this type of bribe, I would have offered them a week's supply of cakes NOT to recover it. Imagine the bidding war!

Euphonium: Greek for "instrument of beautiful sound."

Trombone: Carny-talk for "ripping sheet-metal."

Saving the world by scrapping one trombone at a time...

Snorlax.