Listen to my music!

[asianprince]

Hello People,

Can you please take the time to check my cool website and listen to some of my demos?
The demos are at the top of my homepage under music. images/icons/grin.gif \"Give it Up\" is a live recording and is my best I think. I can really rock the house! images/icons/cool.gif

www.geocities.com/asianprince213/ (\"http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/\")

Gunga-Ho!
Asianprince

[asianprince]

Mr.Donnie,

I have heard your demos on your site. Can you please take a listen to my demo \"Give it Up\" and maybe give me some advice on how to tighten up my fresh beat? You are a very good percussion player and I would like it so much if you could give me a tip images/icons/grin.gif It\'s under music at the top of my webpage. Please mind my photos, they are for the sexy ladies images/icons/tongue.gif

www.geocities.com/asianprince213/ (\"http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/\")


Asianprince

[Franky]

BAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
ROFLMAO !

This is a joke right ? this guy can not exist for real, he even has a section on his site called \"sexy vans\" (i am still laughing while i write this).

People go to the site, i haven\'t laughed so hard in ages, thank you sexy man !
Quote : \"I gave her an orgasm by kissing\" bahahahha !!!!

Quote :\"I love to sing, it\'s where i get my money to purchase my vehicles !\" (i am litteraly crying right now)

OMG this world still is full of surprises, dude i\'m puting your site on my favorites list to show to my friends it\'s just toooo funny.

Thank you so much
Franky.

[asianprince]

Hello Mr.Franky,

My love is real my friend. I am sexy to the ladies so they tell me, but this is not of matter here. I would love for someone, especially Mr.Donnie the percussionist, to listen to my demo \"Give It Up\" and tell me what I can do to make it better. I need this demo to really rock the house (even though I usually do) images/icons/wink.gif

Thank You,
Wo-Hen Nankan

[Franky]

WAHAHAHAHAHHA !

\"My love is real ?\" wahahahahahahha

It\'s a live recording dude, it aint even a demo, you want to know how to make it better ?
Put it on a cd and do that vibrating pen trick to it ( guys he even has a demo of himself vibrating his pen on the side of a desk Wahahahahaha !!!), then.... *edited out the rest of the post it was just too sexy* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !

Franky.

[Maarten Spruijt]

Check out this quote from the AsianPrince site: HAHAHAHA

As you can see from the picture, my hair has lots of volume. It is silky and soft, yet very thick and strong. So strong, that it is able to support the gold crown. I barely feel the crown on my head. Wouldn\'t you love to run your hands through my hair? If we\'re on a date, the next morning, we can shower together. You\'ll have the pleasure of me washing your hair while I wash yours with my expensive hair products.

[LifeForceExplorer]

Asian Prince, I\'d just like to thank you for taking time away from your hectic hair care management schedule to share your art with balding old guys like me. -LifeForce

[A_Sapp]

Dude, I\'ve never laughed so hard in my life. Like Franky, this will be my favorites, and if I\'m having a bad day, at least I have something to turn to.

[Franky]

Lol Marteen !

That site is filled with good stuff like that one i\'m still cracking up at this guy, imagine if he\'s for real, there\'s a hollywood comedy all wrapped up on that site for sure.

Franky.

[Adrian H]

Donnie,

If you help out the Asian Price, see if you can get some Princess pulling tips from him as payment - (oh and a free Tshirt!).

ROFL LMAO

Adrian images/icons/grin.gif

[LifeForceExplorer]

Hey Asian Prince - If you\'ll give me Ursela\'s phone number I\'ll apologize and tell these guys to quit picking on you. Your friend, LifeForce Explorer

[donnie]

Having grown up in the 80\'s and being a huge fan of Prince and Morris Day and the Time I can understand where you are comming from. I too, am a incredibly sexy man myself. Unfortunately my days of thick flowing hair are long gone (I\'ve got the Bruce Willis look going now! images/icons/smile.gif

I just want to know one thing....are you for real? I mean, I\'m really serious...I have to know!

Mr. Donnie

[Munsie]

Obviously a very good joke! Plus it\'s a chick, made up to look like a guy, TOTALLY obivious to me! LOL!! A truly funny site though.

If you scroll the main pic down so you just see the nose, eyes, hair, with no mustache showing, this is OBVIOUSLY the face of a woman. Plus the hairline is way to woman like. LOL!!

[Franky]

Of course he\'s for real !

Hell even i had hair like that in the early 80\'s... even had the mustache too, that was 20 years ago though.... ( i have an excuse i was 16 at the time, my family still teases me with pictures of that era...) i to sport the Bruce Willis hairstyle nowadays....

Don\'t you think he\'s soooooo seeeexxxyyyyy !!

Wahahahahahahaha.

Franky.

[MrArkadine]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

This can\'t be real, it\'s too good as comedy material.

Check out that guy\'s site, folks. Specially the Bad Boy Life section.
Actual quote: \"Since I am so sexy, she couldn\'t wait to have . She
unknowingly put her cigarette in the wine and it burnt most of my
eyebrows off. Again since I am tough and strong, I wasn\'t hurt.
Also, since my hair is thick and healthy, nothing happened to it. She then
yelled, \"Take it off!\" So I went into my bathroom and shaved the rest off.
I didn\'t have enough time to give my eyebrows a good shave because
she was begging for me\"
HAHAHAHA. HUAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!

Austin Powers compared to this guy is as boring as an accountant.

Man, there\'s enough golden material in that site to start a comedy franchise
in Hollywood.

Use Internet Explorer, because that site wouldn\'t work on Netscape.

Enjoy it.

[SCARBEE]

Saved my day - LOL images/icons/grin.gif

Scarbee

PS. If the Asian Prince is really a woman - is he the first woman on this forum? Where are the women?

[asianprince]

I am back! images/icons/grin.gif I am NOT a woman my friends. I am sorry so late for the reply, but I had to please the ladies this weekend.
Lots of jealousy can be sensed as other women turn their heads and see that their is somebody riding with me in my car. This jealousy is always neutralized when I wave at them images/icons/cool.gif It is ALL GOOD! See I am no woman images/icons/mad.gif

Why no replies to my demo \"Give It Up\"? It was a number one hit in Asia images/icons/confused.gif . I need to make the beat more fresh and in the face!

Thankyou!

Wo-Hen Nankan-Asianprince

[Nick Phoenix]

Anyone remember that old Steve Martin skit from Saturday Night Live?...... \"We are 2 wild and crazy Czechoslovakian brothers.....\"

[thesoundsmith]

This is indeed a very funny site, to us in the Western \'universe\'. But when I think of a number of friends and acquaintences I have had over the years who have been raised in the Asian cultures, this may in fact not be a joke. There is a huge cultural divide here, but I get the impression Prince is someone who really believes that this is the way to \'get over\' in his culture. The glossy shots are certainly typical of the culture, and the rock star mentality, and quite similar to posters I see in the Vietnamese and Thai record shops in this area (California.) images/icons/cool.gif

I showed the site to a friend of mine who has spent the last 20 years singing jazz in Hong Kong, Indonesia, Japan and Shanghai, he thought it was a pretty typical self-promotional site-a bit over the top, but not especially so.

Perhaps this is a litmus test for Arys Chien. Arys, you live in this part of the world (at least a lot closer than most of us US or European folks!) Does this guy seem for real to you?

And why HAS nobody commented on his music? I personally do not feel qualified, when I listen to what has sold millions in Asia, I have NO clue... images/icons/rolleyes.gif

Dasher

[SCARBEE]

According to the Asian Prince IP number, he lives in Norcross, Georgia, USA... images/icons/wink.gif

Check it out yourself at:
http://www.networldmap.com/TryIt.htm?GetLocation (\"http://www.networldmap.com/TryIt.htm?GetLocation\")

[Mark UK]

I read through the posts and thought I had to check the site out. Oh my god, it is hilarious!

I think Asian Prince and La Toyah (check out the princesses page) have a lovely future together. images/icons/grin.gif

This is sheer quality! Probably the best web site I have ever seen for amusement!

[donnie]

Actually \"Give it up\" was a song by \"The Time\" in 1981!

side note....\"The Time\" played the Beale street musicfest last night in Memphis images/icons/smile.gif

Donnie

[donnie]

Also....as I\'m sure some of you know the Asian community usually runs about 25 years behind the American community. For example, 50\'s music was really big there during the 70-80\'s.

And if you look at the way he talks, as crazy as it sounds now, WE WERE ALL talking that way in 84!!!! images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif

Gosh this has been such a flash back to Junior High for me and to be honest a pretty good one too! images/icons/smile.gif So thanks Asian Prince! Keep doing what your doing and please don\'t stop rockin\' the house. I really mean that too! Today\'s music is such a bore to the 80\'s anyway. At least back then musicians had some sort of originality!

GO 80\'!!!!!! LIVE ON FOREVER!!!! images/icons/tongue.gif images/icons/tongue.gif images/icons/tongue.gif images/icons/tongue.gif

DONNIE

[Chris Beck]

\"Wo Hen Nankan\" means \"I\'m really ugly\" in Chinese.

- Chris

P.S. http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/ (\"http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/\")

[donnie]

Originally posted by Chris Beck:
\"Wo Hen Nankan\" means \"I\'m really ugly\" in Chinese.

- Chris

P.S. http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/ (\"http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/\")<font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">Great one Chris!!!

Check these out....

http://www.monobrow.com/movies/supergreg.mov (\"http://www.monobrow.com/movies/supergreg.mov\")

http://www.now--here.de/milz/supergreg/supergreg_lovin_u.mov (\"http://www.now--here.de/milz/supergreg/supergreg_lovin_u.mov\")

Grandmasta DC

[Franky]

Lol ! Funny stuff images/icons/smile.gif

Franky.

[TheJDog]

Aight Princess, try these lyrics to see if it helps your \"Give It Up\" tune (such a fitting title to post by the way, LOL):
\"So your girlfriend drives a honda, doing workout tapes by Fonda, but Fonda ain\'t got no motor in the back of her Honda...\" LMAO

Thanks for making my day,
JDog

PS - Where do we get the crowd samples from?

[thesoundsmith]

OK, Thomas, I admit it-I\'ve been had!!! images/icons/blush.gif



According to the Asian Prince IP number, he lives in Norcross, Georgia, USA... <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">Good spoof!! images/icons/grin.gif

Dasher

[donnie]

WHAT!?!?!? thats like saying there\'s no Santa Claus! images/icons/shocked.gif images/icons/confused.gif

[TheJDog]

OMG, Those quicktime movies are the funniest fetchin\' thing I\'ve seen in a long time. I\'m in tears man. \"SUPERGREG..... NUMBER ONE.....!!!\" LMAO

Thanks Donnie and Chris for that!