OT: Is there a clean way to eat an orange?

[keithjfuller]

Is there a clean way to eat an orange? Can someone please tell me how?

[webern99]

Purchase canned oranges and use a spoon.

[keithjfuller]

thats usually what i do.

[buckshead]

Canned oranges !!!?, the worlds gone mad, they come in their own hygienic wrapper, you peel it off you split the segments, then you put them in the slot found beneath your nose and close it. Whats not clean )(~Dispose of the wrapper easliy, its biodegradable

[GDG]

Is there a clean way to eat an orange? Can someone please tell me how?

Freeze in liquid N2; whack with hammer; collect pieces (wear gloves); warm to tolerable temperature and eat. :rolleyes:

[Garritan]

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[keithjfuller]

i'd like to see her do that without her fancy cutting board, and her fancy knife, and fancy shirt.

[etLux]

http://www.iop.org/activity/education/Teaching_Resources/Teaching%20Advanced%20Physics/Atomic%20and%20Nuclei/Images%20500/img_mid_5355.gif

[DDW]

Is there a clean way to eat an orange? Can someone please tell me how?

Yes. I take a shower first. :)

[keithjfuller]

http://www.iop.org/activity/education/Teaching_Resources/Teaching%20Advanced%20Physics/Atomic%20and%20Nuclei/Images%20500/img_mid_5355.gif

you forgot the flux capacitor. it goes between the boron control rod and the graphite moderator...

duh.

[creart]

if your mouth is big enough you could try putting it in completely - it doesn't get much cleaner than that.... i have not found any movies on the web of anyone trying it (and surviving) yet....

or drill a tiny hole and use a straw to suck the contents out?

of course if there are midi-oranges out there THOSE might be easier to digest...

[etLux]

you forgot the flux capacitor. it goes between the boron control rod and the graphite moderator...

duh.http://www.robradikal.com/catalog/flux%20capacitor%20jpeg

[AlanPerkins]

i'd like to see her do that without her fancy cutting board, and her fancy knife, and fancy shirt.

You'd like to see her do that without her shirt?

And I thought this was a nice clean site!

[buckshead]

of course if there are midi-oranges out there THOSE might be easier to digest...

I've not been able to find anything about midi-oranges in the Cubase manual or GPO manuals. Is this not supported ?

[wrayer]

Drink Orange Juice

[creart]

I've not been able to find anything about midi-oranges in the Cubase manual or GPO manuals. Is this not supported ?
Well on Mac it's all apples and oranges.....
I use Logic but that does not seem to support the midi orange... the system exclusives seem to be out of range....
the juice sustain-level in particular seems to be a problem, using a filter on the juice does seem to affect the grainy quality a bit but still leaves a lot to be desired...

[Styxx]

Talk dirty to me honey! :D

[Hippie]

Start with 2 shots of Vodka.....after that you are on your own. :D

[marce]

Maybe you can try with "Cuties oranges"


http://www.sunpacific.com/cuties.html

Quoting them:


* Seedless
* Excellent quality
* Easy to peel (zipper skin)
* Super Sweet
* Excellent source of Vitamin C
* Naturally fat, cholesterol, sodium and trans fat free. Check out our nutrition label.
* Snack-sized and portable



They are portable! maybe you can carry them in a pendrive ;)


A video of them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmQVr1vE6xo

[GDG]

Maybe you can try with "Cuties oranges"


http://www.sunpacific.com/cuties.html

Quoting them:




They are portable! maybe you can carry them in a pendrive ;)


A video of them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmQVr1vE6xo


Closer to tangerines than oranges, I think. If you're going that direction, might as well jump straight to kumquats -- eat them peel and all :D

[Stephanie Pray]

Well...you could do what I do...Have someone else peel it for you! :D :D :D

(don't want to break the nails do you?) :D :D :D