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Garritan
12-15-2008, 06:34 PM
Times are getting tougher for musicians. According to Metro UK (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?eBay_bans_man_from_selling_his_soul&in_article_id=445649&in_page_id=2)

eBay bans man from selling his soul

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Musician fed up with his life was today barred from selling his soul to the highest bidder.

Dante Knoxx, 24, offered the "used" item for a starting bid of £25,000.50 or a buy it now price of £700,000 on the internet auction site eBay.

But eBay pulled the listing today with about two hours to go and no bids because it breached one of the firm's policies. ...

Mr Knoxx was planning to use the money to get his experimental music group, Paradigm, which he created with his friend Zakk Altair, up and running...

The auction included a legal contract entitling the new soul's owner to a percentage of Mr Knoxx's income for the rest of his life, with a guaranteed minimum of £1,000 per year.

Another clause entitled the owner to 10% of any intellectual works of Paradigm.

He also pledged to write a full account of the soul's life within three years and the owner of his soul would also be entitled to 10% of his estate in his will.

Other clauses in the contract included sending the owner an annual report of his soul, and a birthday card on Mr Knoxx's birthday, as well as a promise to plant three trees a year.

A final clause also stated Mr Knoxx could buy back his soul for £100,000,000.

rolifer
12-15-2008, 06:51 PM
The Devil wanted to deal with me
My soul his only need
Wealth and fame were offered up
To seal this evil deed
Everything I'd ever want
My soul the only fee
While on earth I'd be a king
Then burn eternally


He said I'd play the lead guitar
Fast and clean I'd be
None would be my equal all
The girls would worship me
Eternal flame don't seem so bad
While having all this fun
But soon my home will likely be
Much hotter than the sun



Wrote that years ago. Never worked out for me. I got horrible women and still can't play guitar very well.

Ron

SeanHannifin
12-15-2008, 07:21 PM
So far all the souls I've bought have been useless... :( eBay should definitely ban soul-selling, too many people have gotten ripped off...

klassical
12-15-2008, 07:33 PM
" But eBay pulled the listing today with about two hours to go and no bids because it breached one of the firm's policies. ..."

They have a policy against selling souls? :wow:

Reminds me of China banning the Dalai Lama from reincarnating without approval from Beijing a while back.

- k

SeanHannifin
12-15-2008, 08:47 PM
Not to mention £700,000 is a bit pricey ... I rather see some souls set free...

Maybe I'll put some sins up there... it would be nice to have someone pay for my sins.

:o

Garritan
12-15-2008, 09:03 PM
... I rather see some souls set free...Good idea Sean,

You may want to consider offering "soul freeing" services on ebay. ;)

DPDAN
12-15-2008, 09:10 PM
Maybe I'll put some sins up there... it would be nice to have someone pay for my sins.

:o

SOMEONE already did :)

schneb
12-16-2008, 10:25 AM
SOMEONE already did :)
And no eBay or PayPal service charges. It's FREE! :)


As for the eBay thing, Jesus said it best...

"For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?" - Matthew 16:26

Jon Bryson
12-16-2008, 10:57 AM
Maybe I'll put some sins up there... it would be nice to have someone pay for my sins.

:o

Hmm, I may rather like this idea. I'll put my worst vices up on Ebay, be rid of them, and make some money to boot! )(~

Better not let my wife see this, she may put ME up for sale! ~|

Jon

Jon Bryson
12-16-2008, 10:59 AM
SOMEONE already did :)


And all kidding aside, I HEARTILY concur!

schneb
12-16-2008, 11:02 AM
And all kidding aside, I HEARTILY concur!
"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown." - Linus

Jon Bryson
12-16-2008, 11:26 AM
"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown." - Linus

Sadly I look a little more like Charlie Brown every year.

SeanHannifin
12-16-2008, 10:27 PM
And no eBay or PayPal service charges. It's FREE! :)

Free for us, but it was pretty pricey...

And it still seems amazing, considering how over-saturated the market is and how many choices there are... last time it was really over-saturated, the world was just flooded...


"For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?" - Matthew 16:26

I guess now we know: £700,000...

schneb
12-17-2008, 01:09 PM
Free for us, but it was pretty pricey...

Excellent point. That confirms the scripture,

...you are not your own... For you were bought at a price... 1 Cor 6:19-20


I guess now we know: £700,000...Nah, that just confirms the David Hannum quote,

"There's a sucker born every minute."