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Styxx
04-03-2009, 10:17 AM
Not yet, huh? I did a search for Garritan products and came across an interesting article on this particular product. It states in a nut shell that Microsoft has acquired Garritan Orchestral Strings 2 recently under cover. The article goes on to say that with the acquisition of Orchestral Strings 2 comes the possibility of renaming the product to Gates Orchestral Springs. A spokesman for the spokesman who spoke for the spokesman had no comment as a spokesman. Rumors have it that Gary sold out this particular library to Micro Soft because the technology mirrored that of the technology of the Microsoft technology which has nothing near the technology of technology the spokesman spoke.
The article goes on to say that once Orchestral Springs 2 AKA Orchestral Strings 2 will come with constant annoying automatic updates, virus protection, fire wall, dual core outer core inner core core, and a wannabe operating system that might work like Mac. The developers at Micro Soft had no comment yet said this about the new acquisition; "Gary who?"

More new to follow after this brief intermission on Haynes Briefs.

Also, a belated Happy April to you youts! :D

HongKongCV
04-03-2009, 10:26 AM
Shoulda posted this one on Wednesday...

(grin)