Not Had One In Awhile - Add A Caption To This Picture!

[LFO]

We haven't had some fun with a picture in a while and I stumbled upon this one. It was too good to just pass by! So, lets see what we can all come up with!

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Not only was Mr Smith distressed his tuba was pregnant, he was horrified at how old the child was when it finally came out.

:D

-Kevin

[HongKongCV]

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Bob felt sure that his protoype for a baby-massage chair would catch on, eventually.

[danpowers]

1. A unique method of potty training!

2. Having left his mute at home, Bob was forced to make do with what was available.

[Pingu]

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Mr Smith's reputation as a performer took a tumble one afternoon, when the secret to his rasping pedal tones emerged from the instrument in need of a potty break.

[Pingu]

"Maybe I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque."

[Stephanie Pray]

1. A unique method of potty training!

:D That's what I was thinking - the scary part is that you never know when a kid has got to go.... ewwww...... :D

Take Care,
Steph *()

[HongKongCV]

Three more. The first is plain esoteric, the second is just strange, and the third... I have no words.



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1) You should see how he got rid of the bathwater!

2) This is a victory portrait of Bob Champion, Gold medalist in the 1918 Olympic "Tuba Propelling Babies for Distance" event. Interestingly enough, 1918 is the first and last time competition in that event was allowed.

3) Mystery guest from "What's My Line"... can you guess which is the ventrilquist and which the dummy?



(grin)

[Edit] Okay, I thought of a fourth.

4) Inspector Flannigan swore that he would find notorious gangster Chaz "Baby Face" Mulligan no matter WHERE he hid in the orchestra hall.

[ejr]

"I've heard of a baby GRAND, but this is ridiculous ..."

[AlanPerkins]

This tuba is heavy.
I am having a minor problem with my tuba.
Flatulant harmonies.

[rpearl]

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And after a long time looking for baby Eustis, Harold gave up and decided to practice the tuba. Something was wrong, but he just couldn't put his finger on it...

[swinkler]

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Oh there you are baby Snorlax!

Steve Winkler

[Styxx]

Why it's a Toomba-Loompa!

[Larry G. Alexander]

Come get me Mommy. I'm through.

[AlanPerkins]

Anyone know a good plumber?

[AMDG]

Sensing that Baby would one day be a super-genius, Bob enrolled him in the pre-K course of "Hooked on Sousa-phonics."

Brian

[AMDG]

Ok, one more...

Imagine Steve's resourcefulness when the babysitter failed to show up on the day Steve was chosen to dot the "i" in the Ohio State Universtity's Marching Band version of script "Ohio!"

[reberclark]

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Documentary evidence of the moment when sousaphone player Angus McGee gets the inspiration to invent the spit valve.

[ejr]

The new cry baby mute.

[HongKongCV]

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You've heard of a baby grand piano, right? So here's the first baby grand Tuba!

[Peter Jeffrey Gale]

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Absent minded Mr Smith was too busy thinking of a logo for his newly formed HMV label to concentrate on practicing his tuba or minding the baby ...

[LFO]

Wow! You all have really delivered! Some of these captions have been laugh out loud hilarious! Nice job to everyone, now lets keep it going!

One more entry:

Mr Sumblewatt, thinking it was his breath causing his mouthpiece to smell so horribly, had spent hundreds of dollars on Listerine and Scope. He could not understand why it continued to smell like a sewer...

-Kevin

[DPDAN]

I didn't know Ward Cleaver played a tuba,
that little beaver, always getting into trouble....


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[SeanHannifin]

There's more than one way to play a tuba...

[rpearl]

There's more than one way to play a tuba...

But this ain't it...

[AlanPerkins]

What's that in my spit valve?

[Peter Jeffrey Gale]

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Following 9 months of speculation and great expectations ... today Yamaha finally revealed the latest model in their professional range ... the "fallopian tuba".

[Steve_Karl]

"Maybe I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque."

ROFLMAO !

tooooooo short of a messsageeeeeee

[SeanHannifin]

The tuba player knew what sound effect he wanted to use in the Orchestration Challenges...

[CallMeZoot]

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"No, no no! I ordered a TUBE OF diaper rash ointment!"

[CallMeZoot]

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Before the invention of the digital thermometer...

[CallMeZoot]

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Concerto no. 2 in a minor

[SeanHannifin]

The world's most feared tuba critic...

pray you don't disappoint...