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Jake Johnson

10-01-2003, 08:40 AM

Just a passing thought: What library would you least like to see released?

My first thought:

Barbershop Quartet. CD package includes 100 articulations for each voice, glissanos, trills, and four horse hair mustaches.

midphase

10-01-2003, 09:46 AM

Gigakazoo! Over 20 gigs of Kazoo articulations. A never before heard collection of exotic and vintage Kazoos. Featuring 32 velocity layers. Impeccably recorded at 192khz 24bit.

Daedalus

10-01-2003, 10:00 AM

Spoons Percussion library. Metal spoons, wooden spoons etc.

On the other hand I would pay for a decent fart library for those moments of writer\'s block.

midphase

10-01-2003, 10:20 AM

www.pullmyfinger.com (\"http://www.pullmyfinger.com\")

PeterRoos

10-01-2003, 12:45 PM

Library of Congress (\"http://www.loc.gov/\")
\"Get It Online ... Word, Pictures and Sound\" graemlins/tounge_images/icons/smile.gif

Markus S

10-01-2003, 01:31 PM

Noisy puipils in the class room loops... sampled in suround... my personal nighmare...

J. Whaley

10-01-2003, 02:29 PM

Collection of barking dogs. 3 DVD\'s of every dog breed barking, with every possible whine, snip, howl, and sigh you can imagine, not to mention the soon to be world famous menu of scary dog growls. Each breed has multiple patches setup chromatically. You can build singing dog commercials like you never dreamed. To top it off DVD 3 is chocked full of phrase samples from 100 favorite songs as barked by the Subterrainian Dogs Choir. Songs include such favorites as \"Love somebody, Don\'t know who\", \"How Much is that Doggie in The Window\", and \"The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song\". Also a selection of Broadway favorites such as \"I love You a Bushel and a Peck\" from guys and Dolls, \"Somewhere over the Rainbow\", and \"Oklahoma!\" have been included. A few pop standards as well such as \"Yesterday\", \"You ain\'t Nothin\' but a Hound Dog\", and \"Highway to Hell\". DVD 3 also includes some rare SFX of actual dog fights from the downtown streets of major World cities. This collection is sure to put the singing dog world out of business. No more coaxing a your pooch, just play SFX.

Sound on Sound calls it \"Brilliant!\" Electronic musician says \"finally, a definitieve collection of dog barks, every sound designer, professional and hobbiest alike, must buy this collection!\"

esperlad

10-01-2003, 02:44 PM

That was sooo funny!! The scary thing is, I would actually buy something with dogs barking.

There is a story that Harold Arlen based \'Over the Rainbow\' on a tune he whistled to summon his dog. When asked, he dryly denied the rumor. What is moist denial then? Does such a thing exist?

My idea of a horrible library would be: bad grunge band samples. Perfect for the garage along the moosehead.

greatzed

10-01-2003, 03:07 PM

A solo voice library featuring \"Eminem\".

Scott Cairns

10-01-2003, 05:48 PM

A Sample library of Elevator Music.

Close (door), Far (back wall) and Ambient (lobby) Mic positions.

Samples of Kenny G and \"The Girl from Ipenema\" in different tempo\'s/keys. images/icons/smile.gif

meeehoon

10-01-2003, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by Scott Cairns:
A Sample library of Elevator Music.

Close (door), Far (back wall) and Ambient (lobby) Mic positions.

Samples of Kenny G and \"The Girl from Ipenema\" in different tempo\'s/keys. images/icons/smile.gif <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">Not to mention the recorded message, \"Doors opening\" in various languages... images/icons/grin.gif I liked to have chopsticks sampled...

PolarBear

10-01-2003, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by PeterRoos:
Library of Congress (\"http://www.loc.gov/\")
\"Get It Online ... Word, Pictures and Sound\" graemlins/tounge_images/icons/smile.gif <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">I second that! images/icons/grin.gif

J. Whaley

10-01-2003, 07:52 PM

OH MY GOSH! Lee, I had a friend play that CD for me about 6 years ago and I\'ve never been able to find it! And now I\'m talking to the creator! WE LOVE your work images/icons/smile.gif i\'ve always wanted to have the guts to do something so creative!

J-

J. Whaley

10-01-2003, 08:06 PM

K 9-5 - That\'s almost the Doogie Houser theme isn\'t it?

J-

robh

10-01-2003, 11:53 PM

A 5 DVD set of various articulations of yodelling covering all possible keys and tempos.

Rob

robh

10-02-2003, 07:04 AM

FunkyAss Polka loops. . .

Rob

J. Whaley

10-03-2003, 11:59 PM

If I ever make it to Excelsior MN I am definitely going to find you! You have made us laugh many times images/icons/smile.gif Where is Excelsior?

Worra

10-04-2003, 09:33 AM

Now this is what I call an inspiring thread!!!!!!

carlmsmith

10-04-2003, 10:25 AM

Yes, indeed...

How about Alvin, the chipmunk?

Worra

10-04-2003, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by J. Whaley:
I think Alvin and ALL the chipmunks would make a great collection! I\'d also love see a collection of other cartoon favorites singing, like Yogi Bear, and Scooby doo. These are classic voices we just can\'t get anywhere.... <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">I\'d love to find a Mel Blank sound-a-like!

MusicalCharities

10-04-2003, 03:06 PM

I would have to agree that an eminem feature library would have to be the worst thing I could possibly imagine.

But then again, actually obtaining the sample material wouldn\'t be to hard for the producer now, would it? No need to have Eminem sampled in multiple pitches, since he only knows one.

Nuno Fonseca

10-04-2003, 03:09 PM

J. Whaley

10-04-2003, 11:03 PM

I think Alvin and ALL the chipmunks would make a great collection! I\'d also love see a collection of other cartoon favorites singing, like Yogi Bear, and Scooby doo. These are classic voices we just can\'t get anywhere....