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Topic: Who's 1st to name their band: "Jesus Juice" ?

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    Who\'s 1st to name their band: "Jesus Juice" ?


    Sorry, couldn\'t resist [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    Re: Who\'s 1st to name their band: "Jesus Juice" ?

    We already named our band, but we do need an album title!

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    Re: Who\'s 1st to name their band: "Jesus Juice" ?

    Originally posted by Alan Lastufka:
    We already named our band, but we do need an album title!
    <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">I think you\'d have a rough time in jail if you went with it [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: Who\'s 1st to name their band: "Jesus Juice" ?

    Say it three times and he\'ll appear and create havoc?

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    Re: Who\'s 1st to name their band: "Jesus Juice" ?

    This was going around about four years ago:

    Important information for all budding musicians or fans:

    Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following
    names are taken:

    [ a ]
    Albino Toilet Boys
    Alcoholics Unanimous
    Apocalypse Hoboken
    Armageddon Dildos

    [ b ]
    Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
    The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
    Band Over
    Band That Shot Liberty Valence
    Barbara\'s Bush
    Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
    The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
    The Boxing Ghandis
    Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
    Breakfast in Beirut
    Bulimia Banquet
    Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

    [ c ]
    Cap\'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
    Carnage Asada
    Cindy Brady\'s Lisp
    Cortizone 5
    Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

    [ d ]
    The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
    The Dead Sea Squirrels
    The Dead Kennedys
    The **** Clarks
    The **** Nixons
    Dicky Retardo
    Drunks With Guns

    [ e ]
    e. coli
    Edith Head
    Electric Prostates
    Elvis Hitler
    Ethyl Merman

    [ f ]
    Fearless Iranians From Hell
    Fields of ****
    \'57 Lesbian
    The 4-Skins
    Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
    The French are from Hell
    Fromage d\'Amour

    [ g ]
    Gefilte Joe and the Fish

    [ h ]
    Headless Marines
    Hell Camino
    Herpes Cineplex
    Hindu Garage Sale
    Hitler\'s Bikini
    HIV and the Positives
    Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
    Hornets Attack Victor Mature

    [ i ]
    Impaled Nazarenes
    Inhale Mary

    [ j ]
    Janitors Against Apartheid
    Jehovah\'s Waitresses
    Jehovah\'s Wetness
    Jehovah\'s Witness Protection Program
    Jesus Christ Super Fly
    Jesus Chrysler Supercar
    Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
    Jonestown Punch

    [ k ]
    Kathleen Turner Overdrive
    Kerrigan\'s Knees

    [ l ]
    Lack of Afro
    Lawn Piranhas
    The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
    Lee Harvey Keitel
    Lesbian Ninjas
    Louder Than God

    [ m ]
    Mao Tse Helen
    Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
    Max Roach and the Holders
    Minnie Pearl\'s Jam
    Mr. Happy and the Genocides
    Mussolini Headkick
    My Dog Has Hitler\'s Brain

    [ n ]
    Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
    Nervous Christians and the Lions
    Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
    Not Drowning, Waving

    [ p ]
    Pabst Smear
    Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
    Penis DeMilo
    Pepto Dismal
    Phlegm Fatale
    Poultry in Motion
    Pretentious Flamedogs
    The Pro-Midget Mafia
    Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
    Psycho Sluts from Hell
    Pungent Frustration
    Purple Headed Love Warriors

    [ r ]
    Raging Pimps of Doom
    Rectal Nightmare
    Reluctant Stereotypes
    Results of Inbreeding
    Retarted Elf
    Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

    [ q ]
    Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

    [ s ]
    Sandy Duncan\'s Eye
    Screaming Headless Torsos
    Screaming Iguanas of Love
    Screaming Moist Accountants
    Septic Death
    Seven Year Bitch
    The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
    Shirley Temple of Doom
    Shirley Temple Pilots
    Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
    Skeptic Tank
    Smegma & the Nuns
    The Sound of Munich
    Spastic Colon
    The Sphinctones
    Stiff Richards
    Stukas Over Bedrock
    Swingin\' Johnsons

    [ t ]
    Ted Bundy\'s Volkswagen
    The Telephony Bandits of Doom
    Temporary Darkening of the Stool
    The Texas s
    Thank God We\'re Immortal
    They Tried To Frame OJ
    To Live and Shave in LA
    Toxic Shock and the Tampons
    Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
    Tragic Mulatto
    Transsexual Hitler
    Trotsky Icepick

    [ u ]
    Uncle Dickie\'s Shameless Quickies Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

    [ v ]
    Vaginal Davis
    The Velcro Pygmies
    Vic Morrow\'s Head

    [ w ]
    The Well Hungarians
    Willie Nelson Mandela

    [ y ]
    Yoko Homo

    [ z ]
    Zip Code Rapists
    Zombies Under Stress
    Zulu Leprechauns

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    Re: Who\'s 1st to name their band: "Jesus Juice" ?

    [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

    Are those band names, or banned names?


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