#<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-9360" alt="SteveBallmerMouthAgape" src="http://channeleye.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/SteveBallmerMouthAgape-360x245.jpeg" width="360" height="245" />It seems that since he has left Microsoft, the shy and retiring former Vole Steve “there is a kind of hush” Ballmer has been taking some time out to consider the nature of reality.</p>
<p>Now when Buddha hit the same level in his meditations, he concluded that death and suffering was all an illusion, but Ballmer contemplated his navel, he concluded that the online retailer Amazon is not real. <a href="http://channeleye.co.uk/amazon-is-an-illusion-claims-mystic-ballmer/" class="read_more">more&#187;</a></p><div class="feedflare">
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