#<p><strong><a href="http://www.techeye.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vole-e1441609523839.jpg"><img class=" size-full wp-image-161148 alignleft" src="http://www.techeye.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vole-e1441609523839.jpg" alt="vole" width="330" height="229" /></a>Software giant Microsoft</strong> is becoming more like Vole every day and has even bought an outfit called VoloMetrix to improve its overall Volishness.</p>
<p>Ever since a huge skeleton of a giant Vole was dug up at Redmond, we have been calling Microsoft “Vole” because clearly the way it behaved was in its antique genes. Mike had a pair of antique jeans so knows how tight they are about the crotch. Over the years, we have even acquired web addresses like Volesoft for our own gags and cunning plans.… <a href="http://www.techeye.net/business/life-mimics-our-art-as-vole-buys-volometrix" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

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