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    Thanksgiving Thoughts

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    I came across this today. Sorry to those that this offends. Happy thanksgiving to ALL!

    Be Thankful You\'re Not Dubya
    By Mark Morford
    San Francisco Chronicle

    Wednesday 26 November 2003
    Craving more juicy reasons to offer up profound gratitude this T-day? Try a few of these

    This Thanksgiving, as you sip the wine and hug the family and toast the friends and hoard the stuffing and curse the airport security, remember to give thanks you are not G.W. Bush. Hey, it\'s important.

    1. Be thankful that you do not have to suffer Dubya\'s massive crushing karmic burden, as wrought by inflicting heaps of environmental disaster and vicious unnecessary war and a stunning string of lies lies lies like a firehose of giblet gravy splattered all over the planet.

    For it really is all too plain: G.W. Bush is one of the most reviled and openly disrespected major world leaders in modern history. America has never been so embarrassed and reluctant to send a president abroad. We cringe when the man takes the stage. We offer humiliated apologies to our former allies, and to the 200,000 Bush/war protesters in London, just last week.

    In Bush\'s defense, it cannot be easy to be so undeservedly powerful, yet so bumbling and inarticulate and globally loathed for your abhorrent policies and hollow corporate agenda and baffled doofus manner. This Thanksgiving, be grateful you are not him.

    2. Thanks, you might want to give, that you are not Iraqi. Be grateful you did not go from brutal scowling despot who at least kept the damn lights on to brutish occupying army no one asked for that is right now laying waste to whatever remains of your once semi-proud oil-rich nation.

    Give thanks, furthermore, that you are not one of the estimated 10,000 Iraqi civilians killed to date by U.S. forces, not to mention one of the untold tens of thousands of Iraqi soldiers who were hammered by our million pounds of billion-dollar ordnance in the first few days of the massacre. Be grateful you are not dead in the name of American political and petrochemical profiteering.

    3. Give thanks you are not a member of the much-abused U.S. military. Sad but true. Be grateful you are not right now suffering that sickening sinking feeling that you are not, in fact, protecting America from any sort of marauding terrorists, or defending our honor, or our way of life, or guarding innocents from swarthy evildoers and nonexistent WMDs.

    But that you are, instead, a wholly disposable henchman for the BushCo corporate regime, with the odds increasing every minute that you will soon join the more than 9,000 U.S. wounded or more than 430 \"necessary\" dead U.S. soldiers Rumsfeld mentions when he shrugs off the latest round of guerrilla bombings that killed another batch of your friends. Support our troops. Bring them home right now.

    4. Be grateful BushCo\'s ratings are slipping lower than an SUV\'s mpg rating, and there is only one year left until he joins his father as one of those embarrassing historical footnotes, a jagged scar on the heart of a wary America that other countries point to in years to come and say wow that\'s a nasty scar where\'d you get that, and we reply, George W. Bush, and they go, oh my God, that\'s right. So sorry.

    5. Be grateful you are not right now in any way related to, or serve as a spokesperson for, or are employed as one of the apparently very deranged or heavily drugged plastic surgeons who worked on Michael Jackson. This is a gimme.

    6. While you\'re at it, give thanks you\'re not Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, Bennifer, Britney, Liza Minnelli, Joan Rivers, Howard Stern, Ann Coulter, Ashton Kutcher, Bill O\'Reilly, Anna Kournikova, Madonna or Mary Hart. These are lives you probably do not want to lead. Give thanks your soul is not all withery and Botoxed and that it still manages to radiate cool colors like one of those funky cheesy fiber-optic lamps from the \'70s.

    7. Be thankful they have yet to figure out a way to blot out the sun. Or, for that matter, the moon.

    8. Offer immense gratitude that despite a massive ongoing Herculean effort on the part of numerous world governments to rape and pillage and pretty much slap down most all tender offerings of the planet, Earth still manages to produce for us an astonishing array of flora and fauna and oxygen and edible delicacies and awe-inspiring trees and relentless merciless beauty.

    9. Be thankful the planet rather effortlessly continues to baffle scientists and confound astronomers and completely entrance biologists and philosophers and poets. We still, for example, have no idea why whales sing, or how long they live, or where blue whales, the largest and most magnificent creatures on the planet, go to mate. Be grateful for the Mystery.

    10. Kneel down, right now, for free speech. Oh yes. We must. Because it is under severe duress. To exercise it now, to speak out against BushCo and war and global corporate profiteering, is a true sign that you are a traitor and an al Qaeda operative and a personal friend of Barbra Streisand. This is what they sneer at you.

    Give it up, instead, for free unfettered alt-news sources like truthout.org. And commondreams.org. And alternet.org and counterpunch.com and buzzflash.com and smirkingchimp.com and even Slate and the BBC and The Onion. Cheney scowls, Rove oozes, Ashcroft would love nothing more than to shut down the entire impious godforsaken Internet. Be grateful they can only quiver and hiss and rattle their chains. So far.

    11. Molly Ivins. Gore Vidal. Michiko Kakutani. David Foster Wallace. Don DeLillo. Maureen Dowd. Caroline Myss. W.G. Sebald. Tom Robbins. Starhawk. William Rivers Pitt. Rob Brezny. David Attenborough. Dave Eggers. Joseph Campbell. Lewis Lapham. Haruki Murakami. Katha Pollitt. Et al. Thank you.

    12. For baskets of locally grown organic small-farm produce delivered to your door. For handmade whiskey-filled chocolate truffles smeared over a lover\'s tailbone. For Bernese mountain dogs. For the return of Opus. For Rufus Wainwright and Beth Orton and the Mini Cooper. L\'Occitane honey incense and the Apple iPod and \"Six Feet Under.\" For Cate Blanchett, The Sun magazine, The New Yorker, Peet\'s coffee and \"Spirited Away.\"

    13. Here is the big cliché. Here is the final praise. It cannot be overstated: Despite an impressive assault on civil liberties, despite savage BushCo attacks on everything from national forests to air quality to rivers and oceans and water quality and health care, despite attempts to numb the national consciousness overall, we must give enormous, unfettered thanks for this incredible and kaleidoscopic America.

    Ours remains the most breathtakingly beautiful, diverse, epic, multifaceted, multiorgasmic landscape on the planet today. It\'s true.

    We tend to forget. We take for granted. We presume it must be like this everywhere. But one quick trip abroad will only serve to remind you and reinforce your devout appreciation for what this country can offer, the free expression and the religious autonomy and the clean water and the good dentistry and the fresh produce and the space to explore.

    We are deeply flawed. We are massively arrogant. We are bratty and insolent and abusive and sloppy and violent. But we balance it with astounding acts of love and beauty and art, nature preserves and activism and organic awareness and positivism and community awareness and quiet personal spiritual questing and lots and lots of great bookstores.

    14. Here is where you make you own list. Here is where you set aside the cynicism and the sighing and the bitterness, just for a moment, and get quiet, look around, look inside, check the karmic inventory and offer up heaping pies of gratefulness for what you find.

    Sure it seems clichéd. Of course you don\'t need some holiday to be deeply thankful for the radiance in your life. But, hey, an opportunity is an opportunity. Just remember, big meaty drumsticks of general gratitude are absolutely fine. But the divine, personal gravy is where the real flavor is.

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    Re: Thanksgiving Thoughts

    Originally posted by Nick Phoenix:
    We are deeply flawed. We are massively arrogant.
    <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">I think you\'re looking for the first person singular there.

    Go fight for free speech on your own forum before you go spouting lectures.

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    Lawd I love the holiday spirit.

    ed

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    For it really is all too plain: G.W. Bush is one of the most reviled and openly disrespected major world leaders in modern history. America has never been so embarrassed and reluctant to send a president abroad. We cringe when the man takes the stage. We offer humiliated apologies to our former allies, and to the 200,000 Bush/war protesters in London, just last week.
    <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">As one of those abroad, and a Londoner who unfortunately had to miss the protests due to work commitments, I can verify that never was a truer word said.

    People, your president is a laughing stock. Quite apart from the policies (which are unfortunately too serious to laugh at), his sheer lack of articulateness, learning, culture and self-awareness makes those outside your borders wonder how he could EVER have been democratically voted into office.

    Oh, that\'s right - he wasn\'t.


    Thanks Nick for reminding us that the best qualities of America and Americans are not dead, and will hopefully shine through once more once you are rid of this not-very-funny joke of a leader.

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    People, your president is a laughing stock. Quite apart from the policies (which are unfortunately too serious to laugh at), his sheer lack of articulateness, learning, culture and self-awareness makes those outside your borders wonder how he could EVER have been democratically voted into office.
    Oh, that\'s right - he wasn\'t.
    <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">I disagree with Tony Blair\'s privatization policies and his support of the hyenas we have in power here (the U.S.), but the difference in stature between the two is staggering.

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    \"Go fight for free speech on your own forum before you go spouting lectures.\"

    Agreed 100%. This thread is just another blunder for the ultimate p&r man.

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    Re: Thanksgiving Thoughts

    Originally posted by Nick Batzdorf:
    </font><blockquote><font size=\"1\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">quote:</font><hr /><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\"> People, your president is a laughing stock. Quite apart from the policies (which are unfortunately too serious to laugh at), his sheer lack of articulateness, learning, culture and self-awareness makes those outside your borders wonder how he could EVER have been democratically voted into office.
    Oh, that\'s right - he wasn\'t.
    <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">I disagree with Tony Blair\'s privatization policies and his support of the hyenas we have in power here (the U.S.), but the difference in stature between the two is staggering. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">I\'m not sure I agree. Bush is a moron, but Blair is a reasonably educated person who CHOOSES to follow a moron.

    Hard to tell which is worse. Certainly the more I see of Blair, the less respect I have for his intelligence and/or morality. How on Earth did he believe all that guff about Saddam having WDMs, when everybody else here knew what was really going on? Either (a) he genuinely believed Bush\'s position, in which case he\'s an idiot, or (b) he knew Bush was lying and chose to back that lie up and impose it on us as well, in which case he\'s just morally vacuous.

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    What Bush and Blair have in common is that they are both religious; maybe that\'s the key: they are both conviction politicians: they \"know\" the \"truth\" without needing hard evidence and are prepared to act on their convictions. This doesn\'t make them evil, but no less dangerous, particularly if they allow their convictions to outweigh their integrity. Hence the dodgy dossiers of \"evidence\" of Saddam\'s WMD; these were put together to persuade us of something that Bush and Blair were already convinced of without hard evidence.

    Despite his involvement with the defence industry and oil, I don\'t believe Bush targeted Iraq for any personal gain. He had surrounded himself with neo-conservatives (Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Perle) who had long planned to invade a Middle Eastern country as part of a global strategy, as per Perle\'s \"Rebuilding America\'s Defences\", long before G.W. came on the scene. I wonder whether Bush was manipulated into his conviction about Iraq. It was quite clear during his election campaign, and after, that he didn\'t have a clue about the rest of the world.

    I personally think a lot that has been said about Bush, e.g. the article quoted by Nick above, is angry froth, the kind whipped up by a mindless mob, looking for someone to lynch.

    You can\'t blame a simple man such as Bush for running with his simple convictions: it\'s all he has. What\'s really scary is that a man like that has been placed in such a position of power by the American people. Couldn\'t they have seen this coming?

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    Re: Thanksgiving Thoughts

    I don\'t understand the objections to someone posting genuinine considered opinions anywhere, particularly on an OT thread. We retain the options of agreeing or disagreeing, partially or fully, or not to read it.

    Personally I\'m interested in people\'s opinions, including the spectrum of American opinion about Bush. Although I don\'t buy everything Nick Phoenix posts up, it has given me, -as Z6 puts it (or used to)- a heads up on numerous occasions.

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    Originally posted by Z6:
    Go fight for free speech on your own forum before you go spouting lectures.
    <font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial\">How ironic telling someone to NOT post their \"free speech\", especially in an Off-Topic area.

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