Yeah, me too. To Boo Boo and Bubba and Cleetus and Buck and all the people who died instead of me. Death is dandy for other people. And sometimes you get medals [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
I\'m with Silicon on this one. Keep on dying guys. I know you will. We got the big bad bogey man in time for the election run-up but seeing as most American soldiers are dying from revenge attacks anyway I expect a few more of you gotta go bye-bye for us.
Hey, those bug Arabs man, we killed six children with a tank last week (was that you Bubba [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] ?) and they get miffed? How about those sand niggers man? Why not just nuke em all? Those kids should go play in the park instead of Iraq man.
Why, I\'m almost jealous of all you dead guys over there. You\'re so lucky to get to die for such a great cause. \"People Who Hate Freedom.\"
Hey, maybe you could attack France when you\'re finished? I hear they\'re all cowards like Saddam?
Apparently when the six hundred soldiers pointed their guns at old Sads, he didn\'t even put up a fight. If it were George or Silco or me we\'d have taken out a few on our way to heaven.
Anyway guys, don\'t worry if you get killed and all, it\'s not that bad; we all remember you and maybe Silco will write a song and post it here and twelve or thirteen semi-pros will write how they\'re sorry for you (makes me a little jealous [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] ).
You know what\'s really, really great about this war? We don\'t get to kill no American niggers here no more, so it\'s cool that we get to kill the brown ones in Iran or Iraq or wherever it is, and even better than that; it\'s great for race relations; all the African-American brothers get to kill them niggers as well so it\'s like we\'re all kinda joined now, somehow. They get to understand how we felt when we was killin them so now America really is a big melting pot. This has brought us all so much closer together as a nation and as a people.
Anyway, JJ CC BB DD Gee-Gee, Bubba, Forrest, Omar and Rap Bud, I want to wish you all a Merry, Merry Christmas, and a quick and painless death (hopefully from friendly fire [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ).
Keep it up guys! Keep dying for the flag.
Alternatively, you could tell your commanding officer and Monkey Boy to go F u c k themselves and come home in one piece instead?
Hee, hee, just kidding. Go be martyrs. We\'re all ready here with our prayers.