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    Senior Member Tom_Davis's Avatar
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    Three guys came into a bar -

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    C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    Tom

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    Re: Three guys came into a bar -

    Part of tends to wish you had managed to resist, and the rest of me likes the fact you gave in!!!

    I like it. Mind if I steal it from time to time?

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    Re: Three guys came into a bar -

    You dreamed this up? I think it is great! I sent it to friends to enjoy also.

    Ted

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    Re: Three guys came into a bar -

    Quote Originally Posted by BVstudios View Post
    Part of tends to wish you had managed to resist, and the rest of me likes the fact you gave in!!!

    I like it. Mind if I steal it from time to time?

    Consider it public domain.

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    Re: Three guys came into a bar -

    That is very clever, Tom! I like it so much I copied it to my personal humor file. There it shall serve to lift my sagging spirits. Thank you!

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    Re: Three guys came into a bar -

    This thread reads like a sordid tale of sax and violins ...

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