Now if you had a girl\'s name everyone would be crying and begging you to stay...
\"OH, PLEASE, MARLENE, DON\'T LEAVE!!! YOU DON\'T EVEN HAVE 200 POSTS BUT WE LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!\"
\"Please, don\'t leave!!\"
\"OH, cruel world!! WHY IS SHE LEAVING!?!!\"