#<p><strong><a href="http://www.techeye.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/face-palm-e1432196974665.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-158699"><img class="size-full wp-image-158699 alignleft" src="http://www.techeye.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/face-palm-e1432196974665.jpg" alt="face palm" width="330" height="248" /></a>Fruity cargo cult</strong> Apple has just commissioned what should shape up to be the dullest television programme in history.</p>
<p>Apple has ordered a television show about app developers making software for iPhone products.</p>
<p>It is not enough that Apple has to create a show about something that has all the comedy and drama as watching paint dry, but it has also told the producer that he has to use the show to interest people in its even less intereting App Store.… <a href="http://www.techeye.net/business/apple-commissions-the-dullest-tv-show-ever" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>