#<p><strong><a href="http://www.techeye.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carly-ted-marriage-cheat-575x351-e1461831947613.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-164331"><img class="size-full wp-image-164331 alignleft" src="http://www.techeye.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carly-ted-marriage-cheat-575x351-e1461831947613.jpg" alt="carly-ted-marriage-cheat-575x351" width="330" height="201" /></a>Ted Cruz</strong>, who is standing on a non-masturbation ticket, has picked former HP CEO Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential running mate [surely running away from mate. ed]</p>
<p>It is a last-ditch move to regain momentum after being mathematically eliminated from winning the GOP presidential nomination outright.… <a href="http://www.techeye.net/moving-people/creepy-cruz-makes-fiorina-his-running-mate" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

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