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  • GPO Trance by Sepheritoh

    0 0%
  • Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight By Styxx

    1 20.00%
  • Pedestrial March by bosone

    2 40.00%
  • Knuckles by trentpmcd

    0 0%
  • Despair on a G String by seeker

    0 0%
  • Terriable Demo by falcon1

    0 0%
  • Disco Bagpipes by DarwinKopp

    0 0%
  • Folsom by squoze

    0 0%
  • 4-33 by squoze (actuall 4-32)

    0 0%
  • Oh The Phlem by RobbinsEgg

    2 40.00%
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    Announcing the WORST DEMO EVER Contest!



    Let's do something fun and completely off the cuff.

    There have been so many great demos lately. The music being created by GPO Users is nothing short of amazing. Sometimes it is appropriate to make some really bad music.

    Let's try making some really bad music. The demo can't just be bad. It must be beyond bad. It must have no redeeming value whatsoever. It must make you cry "Ouch" The dissonance must be able to kill Hardy from miles away and make Tom cringe. A demo that will leave a terrible ring in your head for days.

    Some tips: Use the VAR control or the tuning knob on the Player to make instruments out of tune. Skew the timing with the instruments in each section to be off. Make the mix aweful (randomly adjust the volumje knobs). Try combining different styles like a polka rhythm and disco.

    Those who have been reluctant to post your demo, here is your chance. The more entries, the better.

    Only the most truly hideous demo will be awarded this special status and be bestowed with a terrific prize to ease the agony of victory. Non-winning entrants will enjoy the happiness of defeat when the discover their demo is too good to win.

    We'll all vote on the worst demo ever and the winner will be inducted into the Hall of Shame. This can make you famous and you can proudly include it in your bio.

    Looking forward to hearing your worst.


    Gary Garritan

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    Re: Announcing: The WORST DEMO EVER CONTEST!

    I've won by default. Surely I will enter this one!

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    Re: Announcing: The WORST DEMO EVER CONTEST!

    Now this is pure genius. I think we should ask about some parameters here though…like is running the whole orchestra through Amplitube – unfair?..hehe . Do we have a limit on the number of tri tones? Sounds like a total free for all!!!

    Wait..it IS!!!! COOL!

    Naturally I have an unfair advantage so I am reluctant to submit. But I accept!!!!

    To all other entries:

    You have no chance. Give up now. I used to get letters from Ed McMahon saying “You may already be a loser!”



    2112

    "So what if some parts of life are a crap shoot? Get out there and shoot the crap." -- Neil Peart
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    Re: Announcing: The WORST DEMO EVER CONTEST!

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    ... ha...

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    Finally! Now I can finally debut my Concerto for Double Bassoon and Cuckoo Instrument.

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    Dear Gary,

    I must insist that you take that much needed vacation right away. We are all deeply concerned about your current state of mind.

    Bela D Media | www.BelaDMedia.com

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    Re: Announcing: The WORST DEMO EVER CONTEST!

    Oo! Oo!!! I could just submit recordings of my high school band!!! I win already!!

    --Eric G, high school band director

    (to my students, or to the sarcasm-impaired, I am quite proud of our band and am only kidding. Or am I?)

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    This is outrageous! This is incomprehensible! This is unbearable and inhumane! I protest! This is the most grotesque display of vulgarism ever to paint a picture on this forum! Why, the ramifications of this could ... be ... I ..... I ..... I ..... does turning the piece all upside-down inside out count?
    And I thought I visited too many wineries today in the finger lake region!

    Hey ya know what? Some interesting stuff might come out of this! Yeah...very interesting Gary! What was that you had to eat tonight? Next time share it with the rest of us...yuk yuk.

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    Re: Announcing: The WORST DEMO EVER CONTEST!

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric G
    Oo! Oo!!! I could just submit recordings of my high school band!!! I win already!!

    --Eric G, high school band director)
    Eric,

    You can use the technique David Maddux described in the thread:
    http://www.northernsounds.com/forum/...ad.php?t=22420

    Use Transcribe to slow down the high school band and mimick each instrument. Hope it works. You may be a winner!

    Gary Garritan

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