Announcing the WORST DEMO EVER Contest!
Let's do something fun and completely off the cuff.
There have been so many great demos lately. The music being created by GPO Users is nothing short of amazing. Sometimes it is appropriate to make some really bad music.
Let's try making some really bad music. The demo can't just be bad. It must be beyond bad. It must have no redeeming value whatsoever. It must make you cry "Ouch" The dissonance must be able to kill Hardy from miles away and make Tom cringe. A demo that will leave a terrible ring in your head for days.
Some tips: Use the VAR control or the tuning knob on the Player to make instruments out of tune. Skew the timing with the instruments in each section to be off. Make the mix aweful (randomly adjust the volumje knobs). Try combining different styles like a polka rhythm and disco.
Those who have been reluctant to post your demo, here is your chance. The more entries, the better.
Only the most truly hideous demo will be awarded this special status and be bestowed with a terrific prize to ease the agony of victory. Non-winning entrants will enjoy the happiness of defeat when the discover their demo is too good to win.
We'll all vote on the worst demo ever and the winner will be inducted into the Hall of Shame. This can make you famous and you can proudly include it in your bio.
Looking forward to hearing your worst.