What's Your IQ?
A very hip bar had a robotic bartender installed. A patron comes in for a drink and the robot asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150," so the robot proceeds to make conversation about string theory, molecular genetics, and the writings of Nietszche. The man listens intently, thinks, "This is amazing," and decides to test the robot. He walks out, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "100." So the robot talks about football, NASCAR, and pro wrestling. The man thinks to himself, "Wow, this is remarkable," goes out, comes back and, as before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "50."
The robot replies, "So, you're gonna vote for Bush again..."