Too bad its probably manufactured by Heinz but with just another label taped on it.
http://www.wketchup.com/ <--- Our only defence will be this.
No - believe it or not it isn't, I checked on this (copyright infringement).
Yeah I know, waaaaaay too much time on my hands I suppose.
Actually, it's not real ketchup... It's blood taken from the body of the 950 Iraqi civilians executed by the US army during the olympic games...
Thank you, Robert.