What kind of trains do you. ..... wait, wrong conductor, sorry.
I conduct every night in my little studio with my conductors’ stand, batons, and GPO demos one after another. (if you believe this, I am sane).
Actually, if you have ever conducted or you are currently a Maestro (not a bistro) tell us your first experience. Do you like conducting? Would you say the conductor is the most important part of the orchestra? Do French conductors make better wine than Italian conductors? Are all conductors named Leopold? Why do they wear tails and not a business suit? Who started this in the first place? Why am I writing this and asking all these nonsense questions? Where the heck is Yamamoto and Francesco? What's an update anyway, the person you take out after the last on poofed you? Conduct what? Who? How come spellcheck doesn't recognize GPO if this is a GPO spellcheck feature?
Give me that bottle of azzburns quick!