He's baaa-ack! Melancholy journey for the '90's
Don’t you long for those glory days during the ‘90’s when:
Saddam DID have WMD’s?
The unemployment rate was 4.3% instead of what it is now – 4.3%?
The president never lied – EVER – about anything - EVER?
There was NO E.U.?
Terrorist never bombed the WTC buildings?
The Dow oscillated around 9.7K instead of what it is now - 9.7K?
The Nasdaq oscillated @ 2K instead of what it is now - @ 2K?
We had a Nasdaq tech bubble inflating & inflating & inflating, getting ready to pop?
Terrorists never bombed our troops or ships?
General Midi was the next "big thing"?
Our troops never got ambushed, killed then drug through the streets?
Mortage rates where 9% instead of what they are now - 6%?
Our president never bombed or killed ANY foreign people - EVER?
Logic Audio didn’t have er…well - audio?
Osama Bin Laden never needed to be hunted, bombed then couldn't be found?
There was NO deficit EVER – NONE – ZERO – NOT 1 PENNY?
Iraqi women & children where massacred by the hundreds of thousands?
Enron and Global Crossing et al where squandering BILLIONS & BILLIONS?
The FBI would burn down entire compounds, women children & all?
The Republicans became the majority in the house & Senate?
TAXES WHERE MUCH, MUCH, MUUUUUUCH HIGHER!!?
AOL was as good as it got?
The FBI raided houses then took Cuban children at gunpoint?
Namm shows where not in Anaheim for a while?
The Vice Pres, while inventing the Internet, gave us 28.8 modems?
No product we ever bought, EVER, was made in China or the Pacific Rim – EVER?
Rock the Vote was gone?
Millions of TEMPORARY DISPOSABLE jobs needed creating to fix the millennium bug?
Nick & Rob didn’t post ENDLESS mind numbing manifesto’s on some forum?
Rush Limbaugh wasn’t around?
GigaStudio 1 worked FLAWLESSLY RIGHT OUT OF BOX?
The first Pentium chip was around?
128 Meg was alot of memory for a sampler?
Digidesign promised NO MORE HARDWARE UPGRADES?
Gas prices where @ $2.00 like they are now - @ $2.00?
The US president would dissect, endlessly, what the meaning of the word 'is' is?
Newt Gingrich was the Speaker & majority leader?
There was only Pre Windows ’98 OS’s?
Cell phones where the size of a shoe box?
Afghanistan men could STILL beat their women and only men could vote?
NO ONE in Afghanistan could vote?
There was NO terrorism in Israel, hell, no terrorism ANYWHERE – EVER?
Aaaahhhhhh.....Wasn’t it WONDERFUL then? TAI is feelin’ REALLY melancholy this morning.