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Topic: Thanksgiving Jokes anyone?

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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
    West Seneca, NY

    Talking Thanksgiving Jokes anyone?

    Yeah Yeah Yeah. I know, it's another American holiday, probably the only one that makes gluttony a patriotic duty. But, hey ... it's time for some jokes any way!

    Why did they let the turkey join the band?
    Because he had the drumsticks

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    Re: Thanksgiving Jokes anyone?

    That presidential pardon for a single turkey thing always makes me LOL so again, truth is stranger than fiction

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    Letter to Bush

    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:


    Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP for help.

    The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:

    "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down"

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    Orcas Island

    Re: Thanksgiving Jokes anyone?

    Why did they let the turkey join the band?
    Because he had the drumstyxx

    April showers bring May flowers,
    what do May flowers bring?

    What sound does a space turkey make?
    Hubble, hubble, hubble.

    Why did the police arrest the turkey?
    They suspected it of fowl play.

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