It finally happened... No big turkey ... Seems the updates didn't take on the farm and when the wife went to thaw out the turkey, only a skinny limp pitiful boid was found. They say the updated version this year was to be juicier, plumper, more white meat, an extra leg, and two wishing bones for later on. Those growth hormones they've been feeding the stock turned out to be a grave mix-up on the distributors end. Instead of Liagara poultry growth hormone, it seemed they were feeding the turkeys Viagra. Needless to say, once thawed out in cold water, there was nothing left standing!