'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
As usual, Joseph can't sleep...
He felt like death warmed over,
and he tried counting sheep.
His GPO beckoned...strings, brass, piano lite,
but he fought the temptation with all of his might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of one more post became infatuation.
So, he raced to his studio, flung open the door
and gazed at the computer, full of VSTs galore.
He loaded up GPO and Overture too,
ready to write tutorials and more posts for you.
He felt inspiration from forum members abound,
then all of a sudden, he rose off the ground.
He crashed through his ceiling, soaring up to the sky
with his keyboard in hand and he let out a cry
that he managed to yell as he soared above the trees...
"Happy Thanksgiving to all -- I need some sleep please..."
With apologies to Clement C. Moore, author of
'Twas the Night Before Christmas and an unknown author