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    Styxx humor corner... guest host - Shazbot

    Eh, Mike's probably already posted this one at some point, but I just heard it so here goes...

    A B-flat, a D-flat, and an F walk into a bar. The bartender says to them, "I'm sorry we don't serve minors here"...

    The D-flat leaves and the B-flat and the F have an open fifth between
    them.
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    Re: Styxx humor corner... guest host - Shazbot

    What's even funnier...

    Due to my complete lack of musical knowledge this went right over my head.

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    Re: Styxx humor corner... guest host - Shazbot

    Oh yeah! I forgot about that one.
    You got som splannin to do!
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    A crazy man walks into a doctors office one day, completely naked, and covered in saran wrap. He goes to the doctor, and the doctor does some tests, and hours later, he tells the man, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
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    Re: Styxx humor corner... guest host - Shazbot

    Dang it Shaz ya got me started!
    John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

    Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

    So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

    And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

    Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

    Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, will you shut up!"

    The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

    Jessica says, "Only when he's drunk!"
    Styxx

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    Re: Styxx humor corner... guest host - Shazbot

    Hey, what's the opposite of an english horn? An english horn! Get it? Or was that really corny? I made it up all by myself . . .
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