A B-flat, a D-flat, and an F walk into a bar.
The bartender says to them, "I'm sorry we don't serve minors here"...

The indignant D-flat storms angrily out...leaving the B-flat and the F having an open fifth between them.


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Q. How doest one get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.
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Q. What be the definition of a minor second?
A. Two bagpipes playing in unison.
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Q. Why didst the chicken cross the road?
A. To escape from the bagpipe recital.
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Medical Disclaimer:
I'm not responsible for these jokes
nor do I endorse or condone them
and feel such humor can cause catastrophic
premature brain damage and sexual
dysfunction.