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Topic: A little of my background

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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    West Seneca, NY

    A little of my background

    Some of the positions I held in the past but got fired from.

    I lost my job at the massage parlor. I rubbed people the wrong way.
    I was working in an orange juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate.
    I tried to be a chef. I imagined it would add a little spice to my life. But I didn't have the thyme.
    I once was a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it. It was a so-so job.
    I worked at Starbucks, but it was the same old grind.
    I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
    I tried to work at a deli, but no matter how I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
    I worked for a plumber, but that work was too draining.
    I even worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the ax.
    I tried to work in a shoe factory, but I couldn't fit in.
    I became a fisherman, but couldn't live on my net income.
    I then got a job at a workout club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
    I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in that!
    I wanted to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
    I was a musician, but I found I wasn't noteworthy.

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    Re: A little of my background

    I once had a plan for a new kind of bathtub, but it didn't hold water.
    - Jamie Kowalski

    All Hands Music - Kowalski on the web
    The Ear Is Always Correct - Writings on composition

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