Mike (that's what my stepson calls me cause I aints his dad) Mike he says, and I says, WHAT! No, I didn't yell at him, geezzz.
Mike he says, What do you call sneakers after you've worn them for a while?
I dunno, what do you call sneakers after wearing them for a while?
Then he proceeds to stick these awfully dirty worn out sneakers under my nose and screams, STINKERS! As he runs off to his room laughing his face off!
God, he's right.......