OK, can your story beat this one? [click here] This sound file has the strangest message (I assume real life example) that an AM talk-DJ played on the air. It is a message from an employee calling in to his boss to tell him that he would be late for work.
Be patient...by the middle of this sound clip you are certain to have a big grin plastered across your face. Else that, or you'll be rollin' on the floor