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    Subject: Technical Support Help requested

    Dear Technical Support,

    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
    conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
    run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
    applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
    Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

    I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
    virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
    Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
    time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to Fiancıe 1.0, only to discover that this product
    soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
    all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
    Cleanhouse2004.~ Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
    could be very unstable and costly to run.~ Any mistakes I made were
    automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.~ They
    then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,
    without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.~ Additional
    problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop
    Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
    reinstalled every other week.~ Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
    Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with
    an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
    problems.~ A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
    detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
    uninstalling itself.

    Help requested please?

    Cheers

    Vic

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    Re: This amused me.....

    I'm going to be upgrading to Fiance 1.0 this summer, and then saving up for Wife 1.0 the next summer. Thankfully, the Wife 1.0 program is a medical program, so I should be able to let it do the work and make the money, while I stay at home and use my music programs.

    I found an Exgirlfriend 2.3 progam working at Cabela's yesterday. It has upgraded itself since I used it last. I happened to have my Friend 1.3 program with me and it wanted the serial number so he could try my old Exgirlfriend 2.3 program, since I am finished with it, it ran well, and comes with a discount at Cabela's.
    "They get what they vote for." PaulR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernstinen
    HeHeh! Do you have Nordstrom department stores in England? My wife lives in one.

    Ern
    Nordstrom Department Stores - sounds like something from Fargo.

    No - we have one called Dingles where I always finish up having coffee on a Sunday afternoon overlooking the Cathedral. Alone. This is because wife 1.0 is searching is the whole city for clothing (her hobby). In the meantime - I waste my time trying to chat to waitresses 2.1 2.2 2.3 and 2.4. whilst pretending to read a music magazine.

    Still, one of the few places left where one can actually smoke.

    Dan - hehe!

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    [QUOTE=PaulR]Nordstrom Department Stores - sounds like something from Fargo.
    /QUOTE]


    Hey now...
    I thought we were finished with the North Dakota jokes!
    I live one hour north of Fargo (you probably have figured out that I DON'T live in Hawaii). That movie has its inaccuracies, of course, but it is definitely correct in its portrayal of people here being ignorant, simple, and naive (besides me of course).
    "They get what they vote for." PaulR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danimal
    Hey now...
    I thought we were finished with the North Dakota jokes!
    I live one hour north of Fargo (you probably have figured out that I DON'T live in Hawaii). That movie has its inaccuracies, of course, but it is definitely correct in its portrayal of people here being ignorant, simple, and naive (besides me of course).
    NO!!! OH NO! I thought you were in Hawaii! Oh well, there goes another holiday plan. Umm yeah Dan- I figured you were still in Dakota.

    Actually, I don't think the film Fargo did that to be fair. It was an obvious characterization that was funny. Frances McDormand was fantastic in that film - but why oh why did her husband try to redo The Ladykillers. WHY??? You can't redo something like that - it's impossible.

    Where I live gets characterized like that all the time actually - probably because of the accent. It's the British equivalent of Texas I suppose - only smaller - a lot smaller. In fact, you can probably fit the whole of England into Texas 6 times. So - very much smaller.

    Anyway, just stuck on a bass line here - back to work (at least for 15 minutes anyway). Hah!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That just lightened up my otherwise gloomy day!!

    -Chris

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