Ok, this should be good for a laff.. Styxx, we're all looking to you
I'll get the ball rolling. My triumphs inlcude:
-having run out of cooking oil, trying to fry some bacon at 3 in the morning with fairy washing up liquid
-busking to an empty street[always a fund-raiser]
-falling out the back window from the top deck of a bus [that was a classic]
-I am told I am responsible for leading a naked streak of some 10 people around a clubhouse. I deny it completely.