All this brouhaha about needing Saxophones NOW has prompted me to ask Mr. Garritan when the heck is he going to release his Lawrence Welk champagne band comprehensive sax library?
I've been writing Polkas for several months for Mr. Yahshew Berning Shorts. His new up and coming film documentary of the life of the saxophone section from Mr. Lawrence Welks band promises to be a hit seller in the Polka community. I was going to post a demo but don't have any Saxes! So, all I can do is list some of the tittles.
Who Stole My Peashooter
She's May Be To Fat For You But She's All Bootie to Me!
What's this Thing Called, Love?
Yashew wore Green and It Wasn't Even St Patty's Day!
Throw The Baby Out The Window, A Cookie!
I Gave You My Beer and You Paid Me Back With A Watchamacallit!
Throw GrandPa Down The Stairs A Beer!
Dat's a Dollar Tree eighdy!
And Den Wat?
Trow Mamma Out The Door a Purse!
Where's Da Garagekey?
So you can see where a comprehensive Sax library is much over due here.
Sorry Mr. Garritan, I just had to do this.