were are in the ever so blessed television ratings may sweeps!

which means your local and national news coverage will consist of pure madness for the next month. be prepared for over the top tabloid coverage and useless breaking news. ( IE: lasts weeks "runaway bride" story a classic )
Expect the worst in human misery to be exploited daily as cracked up reporters and hyperventilating "anchors" scream at you in a nonstop montage of button pushing ,video driven , anxiety filled drama 24/7.
seek silent shelter (and therapy if needed)if you find yourself believing anything you see on TV this month .