NOT ALL AT ONCE! What happened to the out of tune saxophone? I was just starting to get used to those whale call mating sounds and they decide to have sixteen kids play guitars all at once! WHAT ARE THEY NUTS?
OH MY GOD THEY HAVE THE ART TEACHER TEACHING, “IF I HAD A HAMMER.” Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Thank god they ... wait ... no not the tuba not the tuba! Time for lunch...
Heheh, I'm transferring within my school system, and most of the schools I'm interviewing at will require me to teach guitar in addition to whatever ensembles I'm directing. No problem, as I can play enough guitar to teach beginners, but whew, it seems like quite a lot to handle. Supposedly some of the guitar classes will be upwards of 30 students. Yikes.
When I got a scholarship on oboe to Interlochen the summer before 10th grade, the orchestra was so big that we actually DID have 10 oboes! Yikes! We were all-state musicians, though, so in retrospect it could have been a lot worse!
Big difference there, you guys could play! I wouldn't mind teaching that orchestra! I would even stand in front of you guys!