• Register
  • Help
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Topic: Your early morning Joke.

Share/Bookmark
  1. #1
    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West Seneca, NY
    Posts
    11,075

    Talking Your early morning Joke.

    This one was brought upon a personal experience.
    NOW WAKE UP!

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

    The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says...

    "Hebrews"
    Styxx

  2. #2

    Re: Your early morning Joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    ...and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says...

    "Hebrews"
    LOL...good one!

    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

  3. #3
    Moderator
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Location
    Orcas Island
    Posts
    11,454

    Re: Your early morning Joke.

    Styxx..that's "grounds" for divorce

  4. #4
    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West Seneca, NY
    Posts
    11,075

    Re: Your early morning Joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan
    Styxx..that's "grounds" for divorce
    Oops! I spilled the beans.......
    Styxx

  5. #5

    Re: Your early morning Joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    Oops! I spilled the beans.......
    If you did before they're roasted, then you can still use them - if it's after they're roasted, then Starbucks will buy them from you... that dropped-on-the-floor-and-dragged-throug-a-wet-ashtray taste is right up their alley...

    Houston Haynes - Titan Line Music

  6. #6

    Re: Your early morning Joke.

    LOL!!

  7. #7

    Wink Re: Your early morning Joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    This one was brought upon a personal experience.
    NOW WAKE UP!

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

    The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says...

    "Hebrews"
    Oh, come on: that's clearly a BEER reference... ;-)

    Grant
    ==============================
    Grant Green ||| www.contrabass.com
    Sarrusophones and other seismic devices

  8. #8
    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West Seneca, NY
    Posts
    11,075

    Re: Your early morning Joke.

    Hmm, a beer reference? Never thought it that way but ... yeah, I can see it there.
    Styxx

  9. #9

    Talking Re: Your early morning Joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    Hmm, a beer reference? Never thought it that way but ... yeah, I can see it there.
    Or, you can see it here:
    http://www.shmaltz.com/

    Enjoy,

    Grant
    ==============================
    Grant Green ||| www.contrabass.com
    Sarrusophones and other seismic devices

Go Back to forum

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •