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    Smile Is Gary Garritan = Bill Gates in Disguise?

    I looked online for a picture of Gary, since I have never met the chap and wanted to see the face behind the name.

    Is it me, or does he look similar? Which is which?






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    Thumbs up Re: Is Gary Garritan = Bill Gates in Disguise?

    Better!
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    Re: Is Gary Garritan = Bill Gates in Disguise?

    Never thought of it, but I guess there is some similarity there.

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    And they both live in Washington State. They were both in Vegas for CES this year too. Hmmm...

    -JF

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    Re: Is Gary Garritan = Bill Gates in Disguise?

    newmusikboy,

    You found me out. Below is a better picture of me and my alter ego, Bill.


    Press Release:

    MICROSOFT merges with GARRITAN

    REDMOND (APi) -- In a joint press conference at Microsoft Headquarters this morning, Bill Gates and Gary Garritan announced that the Redmond software giant will merge with Garritan exchanging an unspecified number of shares of Microsoft shares. If the deal does occur, it will be make GPO mandatory on all Windows computers.

    With the merger, Garritan will become the CEO of the combined company's Sample Division, while Microsoft chairman Bill Gates will sit on the Board of Advisors for the Garritan Corp. Brian2112, Styxx, Joseph Burrell,John Hawksley, JonFairhurst, RichardN, Chris, DPDan, and others have been appointed to high-level positions.

    "When I started Microsoft my goal was a computer on every desktop in every home" said Gates. "Since the fulfillment of that goal, my new goal is an Orchestra on every desktop in every home, and GPO will make that happen" Gates described Microsoft's long-term strategy to develop scalable music through ensemble building.

    XPO or (GPO XP) will come in a variety of implementations. You can get an orchestra, jazz & big band, solo strings, choir, rare instruments -- all bundled with the operating system." There is speculation that the new products will revive the short-lived but beloved Microsoft BOB interface.

    Gary Garritan could not be reached for comment.

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    Re: Is Gary Garritan = Bill Gates in Disguise?

    They both are wearing ties too!

    (In all honestly, have to give him credit for the respectful extra effort to dress nicely for the conference. It appears, he is only one who did from the photo.)

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    .... and you never see them in the same room together!

    Highly mysterious!

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    Re: Is Gary Garritan = Bill Gates in Disguise?

    Gary:

    Fantastic comeback!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAAA

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Hawksley
    .... and you never see them in the same room together!

    Highly mysterious!

    -John
    But can Bill play the harp?

    -JD

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    Re: Is Gary Garritan = Bill Gates in Disguise?

    at upteen billion dollars, I would not be one to second guess that Bill can play the harp

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