"Wouldja be happen to be havin soume of that Persunnal Archestra?"
Who is this?
"Ya know me lad! It tis I yar long lost huncle, Arley McFarley be it not?"
I don't have an uncle by that name and besides I am of Italian decent.
"Oh, wouldja be haven it anyway, sir?"
What the heck? Now, which one of you pulled that stunt?