Getting up at 5 am EST is getting to be sooooooooooo hard particularly with the cold weather starting.
Joke time -
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
May not be the best but at being half awake it was all I could think of. Better one later!